Whether you watched the wedding or not, some image from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s holy union has found a way to embed itself in your brain. Media coverage was inescapable, and Twitter will be reminding me of Harry’s lip bite for all eternity. The Royal Family, however, is choosing to document the day in a far more dignified manner.

These are the three official portraits of their wedding day, with everyone in their fancy best:


One of which is especially dedicated to the bridesmaids and page boys (???), who all look like little Snapes in training:

Elegant but cheerful. Appropriate. A clear sign that the new Duchess has all the taste and perspective the office needs.

Too bad memes are so much more fun.