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Despite Donald Trump famously being a man who does not read, his time in office has been an incredible boon to the…

It seems Walt Disney World was being a tad presumptuous when they reopened in the middle of a pandemic, just as…

For years, while hunting through the Getty database for photos to illustrate various posts, I have been stumbling…

How it is that in the Year of Our Lord 2020 we’re still writing these ledes, I do not know, but here it is: Bachelore…

On Monday, the Jezebel staff was startled to learn that actor Kumail Nanjiani was swole, fit, extremely jacked. “I…

Having already ignited the ire of Food Internet by calling attention to my deep hatred for milk, I feel compelled,…

When I was a kid, I had dreams of becoming a famous actor, though for some reason I grew up and became a writer.…

Look, I’ll admit it—I like Friends. It’s corny, dated, and deeply problematic in many ways, and yet it’s the kind of…

Alyssa Milano, Hollywood’s new spokesperson for liberalism, went to Washington, D.C. on Tuesday to try to convince…

For the seven vanishingly brief years I lived in New York, I have, like most people who live here, avoided Times…

If you have ever doubted the ability of capitalist logic to turn even the humblest of objects into a commodity for…

Ed Sheeran, a ginger troubadour with only one song that I will admit to liking (out loud), is auctioning off his pers…

The Property Brothers are two big and tall boys who sort of know how to do home renovation; they are also…

Today is “National Boss Day,” the most ridiculous fake holiday that exists.

I am sorry to say, but Kanye West is going to the White House to meet his new best friend.

Steve Bannon, a sack of rotting beans stuffed inside some stitched-together skin, has been invited to speak at the…

I was recently informed of the existence of something called the “Uncrustable,” a soft hunk of bread type-thing…

Actor Steven Seagal, whose martial arts film credits include several direct-to-video Golden Raspberry winners and…

Here is a sentence perfectly calibrated to turpentine away my own personal last straw: “The founders of America’s…

Because ruining your life on a daily basis is not enough for Donald Trump, and ruining your life on a longterm basis…