It Should Have Been Bean
Bean! Bean! Bean! the crowd chanted as the award for Best in Show was about to given out. That, my friends, is the…
I Can't Believe I Am Defending the 'New England Patriots' of Dogs But I Am
On Tuesday night, the crowd who had gathered for the annual Westminster Dog Show had a clear champion in their hearts, c…
They Let The Right Dog Win
Last night, a four-legged Q-tip named Flynn won best in show at the 142nd Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. He’s a…
Biggie, a Thick Pug With a Thicker Heart, Was Robbed
This week, a thick little boy trotted his way into our hearts, and then was ultimately denied the honor of Westminster…
Dog Who Almost Died in a Damn Car Accident Backs Out Of Westminster Over Tiny Ear Imperfection
I understand that not everyone can be a winner at the Westminster Dog Show. Competition is fierce, and the judges have…
Hey, Buds? The Westminster Dog Show Is Almost Here, and This Year They're Showing CATS
The Westminster Dog Show is old reliable, a calming nigh-whisper of a brook among the murky and turbulent sea that is…
Here's the Hottest Dog in the World
Meet CJ, the German shorthaired pointer who has come to steal your girl.
Westminster Dog Retires to Breed. Why Can't Bitches Have It All?
Miss P is a four-year-old beagle from British Colombia—a fully grown adult, by dog standards. On Tuesday, she won the…
Look at This Cute Fucking Westminster Champion Beagle
Meet Miss P. Miss P is a beagle, and she just won best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. She is one…
Vogue Coverage of the Westminster Dog Show Is Literally the Holy Grail
The whole of Vogue's 123-year history has been leading up to this, a behind-the-scenes video feature on the…
Patty Hearst's Fancy Dog Wins Westminster Kennel Club Best of Breed
It's that special time of year when you squint at your TV, rewind to make sure you heard right, and go, "Patty Hearst…
The American Kennel Club's Breeding Standards Might Be Killing Dogs
Guys, we might be contributing to canine unhealthiness with our love of designer pooches. As different breeds like the…
Meet Sky, the Wire Fox Terrier Who Just Won the Westminster Dog Show
The winner of Tuesday night's Westminster Dog Show is a 5-year-old wire fox terrier named Sky. "She just said, 'Pick…
Afternoon Sob: Pup Rescued From Kill Shelter Goes On To Westminster
A mixed-breed dog named Emma is competing at the prestigious Westminster dog show today after being rescued from a kill…
Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Mingle with Purebred Dogs at Westminster
The Westminster Dog Show, a 138-year-old institution dedicated to preserving the once functional deformities produced…
Mutts Now Welcome at the Westminster Dog Show
You already knew your sweet, charming shelter mutt has star potential, but now the Westminster Dog Show agrees. The AP…
Martha Stewart's Dog Has a Higher Standard of Living Than Most Human Children
Like many convicted felons, Martha Stewart has a big guard-type dog that she takes everywhere with her. Unlike many…
Elegant Updos and Classy Coats at the Westminster Dog Show
Last night the 136th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show kicked off in New York. The show was first held in 1877,…
Westminster Dog Show Officials Think Sad, Mongrel Dogs Are a Total Bummer
You're looking at the Westminster Kennel Club ideal — a purebred canine pampered enough to have developed a well-honed…
This Dog Is Ready for the Catwalk
NEW YORK — FEBRUARY 10: Phyllis Ludwig, holds Dixie Belle, a nursing home volunteer dog, at the pre-Westminster Fashion…