How Do I Make Sure My Horrible Future Sister-in-Law Doesn't Bring Her Kids to My Wedding?
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Donald Trump Is Crashing Weddings Again
Like the Kool-Aid Man busting through a wall, the large orange President Man is here to crash your wedding like it’s his job.
Bride With Pristine Hymen Gives Dad a Certificate of Her Virginity
When she was 13, Brelyn Bowman made a commitment to her father to remain “pure” until her wedding day. That day arrived on October 10th, and in order to celebrate her wedding and prove to her father that she stayed true to her promise, Brelyn presented him with a certificate from her doctor, one that proves she’s…
Wedding Crasher Bites Cop, Dog After Police Are Called to Remove Him
Weddings are special. Weddings are expensive. Weddings are not to be fucked with. At least that’s what one unidentified 22-year-old man learned over the weekend when he thought it’d be a good idea to show up to a wedding uninvited and disrupt the festivities. Three cops and a dog had to take him down.
Woman With Weird Priorities Drops Kid While Going for Wedding Bouquet
Sometimes, a child must be sacrificed for the sake of love. This desperate woman at a lovely wedding discovered that hard fact when she dropped a kid while trying to catch a symbolic bouquet that in reality means nothing.
Watch Key and Peele Perform As the Most Off-Key Wedding Band Ever
Finding a dope wedding band seems like a massive headache, so Key and Peele went ahead and created a Phoenix-based wedding singer service called Absorption, aka “a supergroup of the best wedding band musicians of all time.”
John Legend Sang 'All Of Me' at a Couple's Wedding
John Legend performed at a wedding that wasn’t our wedding. What gives?
Here's Kim and Kanye's Awfully Awkward Wedding Dance
This time last year every blogger in the known universe was scouring the internet for pictures of Kim and Kanye’s big day —”little angels blessing us”— while downing bottles of TUMS as our editors urged us to work harder, faster, stronger. Now, to mark a year after the event that almost sent us all to the hospital,…
Remember That One Wedding That Was Actually a Huge Drug Sting?
If there’s ever a reason to not show up to a wedding, it’s the risk of being arrested. So if you’re planning a wedding and want to invite some of your favorite drug dealers, you should probably just send the save-the-date to someone else. After the Shiawasse County fake wedding in 1990, it’s unlikely they’re going to…
Homophobic Bakers Blame Satan For Canceled GoFundMe Campaign
Remember Melissa Klein? She’s the baker who loves making wedding cakes so much that she just couldn’t allow herself to disrespect her fondant and piping bag by baking a cake for a gay couple. And then, when a judge ruled that all that was actually illegal, she and her husband blamed Satan for not being allowed to…
Could Miss Tina Knowles Be Getting Married Tonight?
According to sources at TMZ, the answer is ‘Yes.’
Guy Accidentally Gets Invite to Bachelor Party, Raises $8K to Crash It
Joey DiJulio is a fun guy with a can-do attitude. That's why when he was invited to a stranger's bachelor party by mistake, he didn't just ask to be removed from the list (honestly, who would?) but read about the plans of the party with pleasure until he just couldn't take it anymore and said "I want to gooooo!!!"…
See the Terrified Face of a Man Who's Just Torn His Bride's Gown
Welcome, friends, to the circus of wedding horrors — a carnival of terror more horrifying than anything you could imagine. To your left, a row of hideous knockoff dresses from Asia; to your right, the room of unfortunate proposals; and to the center, well, this is our crown jewel — a photo of the exact moment this…
Engaged Couple Kicks it Up a Notch With Surprise Flash Mob Wedding
Surprise flash mob proposals? Those are so last year. In late 2014/early 2015 it's all about the surprise wedding. Any other kind of marriage is just wrong and outdated.
Paraplegic Groom Surprises Bride With Wedding Dance
The wedding may have happened four months ago, but the video, which will likely bring a tear of joy to your eye, is just heating up now. And if you don't have a handkerchief handy, you might want to get one now. Trust me, it's pretty beautiful.
Hero Bride Got an $80,000 Wedding By Goddamn Bartering
Unless you're literally royalty or daddy's a magnate, brides-to-be spend a lot of time deciding where to direct their limited dollars and scheming on ways to shave off every penny possible. But what if you could simply barter for the big day?
Newlyweds Enter Marriage With a Fail of Epic Proportions
This is why we can't have nice things.
Brad and Angelina's People Magazine Wedding Cover Story Is Here
The photos and spread Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie reportedly got $2 million for about their wedding are now here in full. While details of the accompanying article leaked before the piece arrived, there are a few choice details that we've missed.
Julia Allison's marriage to herself has taken place, and with it comes details of the ceremony: Allison writes on Facebook that she "greatly appreciated the naked man who looked like Jesus dancing like a crazy person to 'Don't Stop Believing' played at the reception. It was an 'Only at Burning Man' moment." She also…
Here Is the Invitation to Julia Allison's Wedding to Herself
A helpful individual provided Jezebel with a copy of the email invitation sent to potential guests of the wedding of a woman who needs no introduction, Julia Allison.
