Gossip News Is Having a Grand Ol' Time Envisioning Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller in Prison 

Now that Abby Lee Miller–Dance Moms’ choreographer whose training tactics include convincing children that they are unloved–reported to prison this morning, tabloids are gleefully imagining her day-to-day life as an inmate. Miller–who’s serving a year-long sentence for bankruptcy fraud–has said that she plans to think…

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Secretly Got Married in a Cotton Field

My Size Barbie and Ken Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds put on the My Wedding Dream Clothes™ that came in the box with them and stealthily got married on a plantation in South Carolina yesterday. Their friend Bell Sleeves Florence Welch was there to sing in honor of their love, and so—more importantly!—was Hollywood's…