If I got a job as Rob Lowe’s personal assistant, I would expect certain things from day one. Things like occasionally being splattered with self-tanner, weekly scoldings for buying the wrong brand of almond milk, and late-night phone calls from Winona Ryder. (He’d be like, “TELL HER I’M DEAD,” then I’d tell her he’s…

Khloé Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom for a second time in May, after the original proceedings were disrupted by Odom’s collapse in a Nevada brothel during an overdose. Khloé flew to his side to help him through his recovery, but things have devolved since.

Less than a year after Lamar Odom’s near-fatal overdose at a Nevada brothel, the owner of said brothel is purportedly offering Odom an all-expense vacay to relive his worst nightmare, and is this an episode of Law and Order: IDK WTF? yet?

When Vanessa Hudgens etched a heart into a wall of red rock in Sedona Arizona, she was enjoying a Valentine’s Day sojourn with boyfriend Austin Butler. But the United States Forest Service was unmoved by the romantic gesture and fined her $1,000.

The Federal Government cares more about some old, dead, scratched up rocks in the desert than it cares about Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler’s Valentine’s Day gesture.

Now here are some celebrity nuptials I’m looking forward to. Whether as extravagant as Kim and Kanye’s or as simple as the bride and groom walking down the aisle in their gym clothes while holding bags from Whole Foods, this will be the wedding of the year...if it actually happens.

The momentous occasion that was Grease: Live! has come and gone, but for those of you who didn’t get to experience it Live!, there’s still the magic of YouTube, which was most certainly not available in the 1950s.

Tonight Vanessa Hudgens performs the role of iconic bad girl Rizzo in Fox’s production of Grease: Live!. But she does so with the new and painful knowledge that her father, Greg Hudgens, passed away on Saturday night.

Someone Actually Invited Me is a new column in which Kara Brown accepts the invitation to just about any open bar event she is invited to. She mostly wants to see if people will keep inviting her to fancy parties.

For some of you, today is Columbus Day. For others it is Indigenous Peoples day and for the rest of you, it’s Monday.

Today is National Coffee Day, because for-profit organizations that sell coffee keep telling us so. The exact details of how National Coffee Day began are shaky, (because I didn’t look and it doesn’t matter) but I assume that Starbucks and a bunch of coffee manufacturers got together and decided that, dammit, it’s…

Jeremy Scott took inspiration from television itself, Vanessa Hudgens tries to Glinda the Good Witch it up, and Demi Lovato stepped directly out of the ocean looking perfect. If you had to Fuck/Marry/Kill the above outfits see on the 2015 VMAs red carpet, how would you choose?

In today’s Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher is jealous of Kevin Hart, Vanessa Hudgens is fine and I don’t say this often, but I cosign everything Azealia Banks says.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Matt McGorry is a fan, Vanessa Hudgens maybe broke her finger and Lady Gaga does something.

In today’s Tweet Beat, people are still asking Mindy Kaling dumb shit, Vanessa Hudgens is gunning for a role in the next Fifty Shade of Grey movie and a little Yoko Ono to send you off into the weekend.

Last night in Los Angeles at Milk Studios, celebrities gathered for the amfAR Inspiration Gala.