After two years, a heavy financial and emotional investment, and many, many expressionless stares from Tom Schwartz during its development, Lisa Vanderpump’s latest sexy, unique LA bar, Tom Tom, is ready to open.

Vanderpump Rules’ Lala Kent is a modern-day renaissance woman: She is SUR hostess, a beauty mogul, a reality TV star and recording artist; she once announced that she had “taken up reading books”; she drinks her anxiety medication from a baby bottle; and says a daily empowerment prayer where “I look in the mirror and…

Late Thursday night, Vanderpump Rules stars Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright announced to the world—via Instagram—that they will soon be walking down the aisle as husband and wife. “Omg omg!!!!!!!! We are ENGAGED,” Cartwright wrote alongside a photo of Taylor smiling behind her blurry, twinkling rock. “What a way to…

In Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion on Tuesday night, Andy Cohen encouraged the women in the group to discuss our favorite topic, which is, of course, The Purge. Just kidding, it’s feminism. Brittany and Lala, what do you think?

It is said that a kiss from a dementor is a sentence worse than death, the receiver becoming a “shell of a person” doomed to wander the mortal coil for the rest of its days—free from sadness, yes, but also barred from joy, from excitement, from contentment. Teach that shell of a person how to make bad spicy margaritas…

As we rush into our weekend, a much needed time of leisure, it’s easy to forget all the things that troubled us throughout the week. Typically, this is a good thing, but it’s still important to remember that just because you’ve slowed down doesn’t mean the world has. Wars continue to rage, the oceans are dying, and…

A little after 9 p.m. on a Tuesday, the man of the hour strolls into SUR.

Stassi’s 29th birthday could not have possibly begun with better intentions. In last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, she had an excellent idea: to throw a b-day bash themed around what everyone loves. That is, murder. It’s the death of her 20s, so to speak. It’s her birthday, as it is every year. And yet, the…

On an episode of Vanderpump Rules that aired a full one-and-a-half weeks ago, cast member Ariana Madix shared that she had been in an emotionally abusive relationship that resulted in severe body image issues, which were affecting her current relationship. In response, costar Lala Kent delivered a short speech that I…

Jax Taylor, the square-jawed SUR bartender of Vanderpump Rules, says he was once “literally, legitimately scared” of his apolitical ex Stassi Schroeder..

It’s deeply painful for me to say this: Bravo’s Real Housewives, once the most riveting franchise on all of television, is going stale.

It’s a real shame that Stassi Schroeder—lover of fried goat-cheese balls and one-time queen of Sexy Unique Restaurant in West Hollywood—is required to promote the latest season of Vanderpump Rules so soon after her podcast, Straight Up with Stassi, was rocked with controversy due to some very ill-advised and…

The Christmas lights are sparkling, there’s a chill in the air, and my mother just sent me a large $14.99 dreidel ornament. Yes—it is time, my good friends, to get back in the saddle for Season 6 of Vanderpump Rules. That’s right, my fellow PumpHeads, there have been six glorious seasons of this awful mess.

Your favorite enterprising village bartenders will soon return to ruin each others lives for our pleasure and for the opportunity to hold onto the dying embers of fame while still working as bartenders. This is the trailer for Season 6 of Vanderpump Rules.

If Friday nights are for wearing your least bummy Going Out top, then perhaps “Boy,” by Vanderpump Rules’ rebel-turned-recluse Lala Kent, will appeal to you. It’s the type of song that screams out in an obnoxious tone: “Let’s hit the cluhhhb!!!”

In a three-part reunion spent unravelling the fifth season of Bravo’s Vanderpump Rules (a season during which we dealt with accusations of sleeping with married men, Tom Schwartz shitting on a toilet in drag, a homophobic, frosted-lipped mother from Kentucky, and the dreaded monster that has become of Katie Maloney),…

As many of us suspected and feared, Bravo is doing a Vanderpump Rules spin-off with Jax Taylor and his girlfriend Brittany Cartwright, who doesn’t realize she’s trapped in a mental prison with a man who likes thick sweaters.

Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz were finally united in tenuous televised matrimony Monday night...almost. The cliffhanger Bravo is hanging its hat on is whether or not either of them will finish their vows in time, which greatly overestimates how much anybody on this earth cares about what these two will say to each…

On the next season of Vanderpump Rules we will discover that Tom Sandavol and Tom Schwartz have finally run off together, Jax is now managing Pump, Stassi and Peter have rekindled their romance, and somehow it will all make sense.

I think it would be fair to say that this season of Vanderpump Rules has been kind of stale, comparatively. With most of the cast entering their thirties and settling down into long-term relationships, a severe vacuum of authentic drama has unfortunately been filled by the deadening specter of the “woodsy elegance”…