You’re Saying 'Twat' Wrong
If you’re going to be a foreigner in the US, being British is about as easy as it gets, except maybe if you consider…
Butt What About Accidental Anal?
Do you have a vagina and a butt? Here’s a thought experiment for you to participate in: Imagine you’re a virgin, unless…
How I Learned to Relax My Tense Vagina
One’s preference between tampons and pads is one of the many catty, teen girl gauges which separates the Cool from the…
Study Finds Only Half Of British Women Can Identify a Vagina, Can You?
The Daily Mail is a trash paper best used for mopping up cat urine, but this headline caught my eye:
Very Naughty Michigan Teacher Fired for Saying 'Vagina' in Class
A Michigan substitute art teacher says she was fired after she said the most terrible word of all: vagina.
Celebrate International Women's Day by Sleeping Inside This Giant Furry Vagina
On Thursday, Eater posted about this couch-cum-bed-cum-body bag, comparing it to a “taco,” “burrito,” and “burger in a…
Why Won't Carly Fiorina Say the Word 'Vagina'?
On Tuesday, aspiring politician Carly Fiorina criticized Iowa radio host Steve Deace for saying that she had gone “full…
A Brief Chat With a Woman Who Made Yogurt From Her Vaginal Secretions
Have you guys heard the one about the woman who made yogurt from her own vagina? No? Well then let me tell you a story…
Vaginal Steaming Is the Only Way to Solve Your Problems
Feeling tired, stressed or a little bit grumpy? Angry at your husband/wife/pet cockatoo? Feminine odors got you down?…
Swedes Are Going Nuts For This Kids' Song About Genitals
It goes "snippity, snippity, snippity snop" and you will never be able to get it out of your head. Not even when you…
Woman On Heroin Smuggles Gun Into Jail Via Vagina, Is Basically Magic
Josephine McAllister of Albuquerque , NM was recently booked on a grab bag of charges (including larceny, obstruction…
How Will You Keep Your Vagina Young in 2015?
I don't know you, but I have no doubt you've got self-improvement goals on the docket for 2015. One you may have…
Can You Draw an Anatomically Correct Penis? An Experiment
In a recent online experiment, a woman asked a group of men to draw medically accurate vaginas to make a point: If men…
My Neck, My Gash: Men Don't Know What to Call Your Vagina. Let's Help.
There comes a time between a person and another person with a vagina when that vagina is going to need to be addressed.…
This Vagina Was worth $25,000 For 10 Whole Minutes
Shacarye Tims' vagina may not be the richest in the world, but for several glorious moments it was (at least)…
Here Are the Real and Ridiculous Reviews for Vaginal Shrinking Cream
If there's one thing that hasn't yet been advertised on late-night television, it's a cream that will shrink your…
OMFG Teach Your Kids Accurate Names for Body Parts Already
Generally speaking, girls have vaginas. Boys have penises. I did not think this was a groundbreaking thing to teach a…
Apple Will Engrave 'Penis' on Your iPad but Not 'Vagina' or 'Clit'
Today in absolutely fucking absurd and transparent gender bias rooted in the widespread male terror of women's…
Now You Don't Even Need a Yearly Pelvic Exam (Maybe)
After the yearly pap smear was scrapped, it was only a matter of time that they'd come for our yearly pelvic exam too.…
The Labia Library Shows that All Vaginas Are Normal
It's no secret that many women feel ashamed of how the outside of their vulvas look, especially in a world where it's…