Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons Are Reportedly Expecting a Baby, Which Is Nice to Hear

Like most of this planet’s 7.6 billion people, I’m not friends with Kirsten Dunst. I’ve never met Kirsten Dunst. I’ve never even been in the same room as a version of Kirsten Dunst that wasn’t projected onto a screen. But I have been a fan of Kirsten Dunst since 1995 (the year Jumanji was released), I think Dick is…

Us Weekly Bought For $100M By the Owner of The National Enquirer and Radar Online

Us Weekly, the celebrity gossip rag known for iconic features like “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” and “What’s In My Bag?” that’s somewhere in the bottom-center of the Approval Matrix, has reportedly been purchased by American Media (the owners of The National Enquirer and Radar Online) for $100 million after a…

This Post About Daylight Savings Time Is Longer Than Us Weekly’s Post About Daylight Savings Time

On Tuesday, October 25, 2016, the US-based entertainment website Us Weekly published a story called “When Is Daylight Savings Time 2016?” After seeing a tweet promoting the story appear in my Twitter feed (I’ve followed Us Weekly on the social platform for some time), I clicked the post and learned two important…

Have You Heard the News About Jessica Simpson’s Legs?

Jessica Simpson’s got legs, and she knows how to use them! Damn, right? Just look at those stems! They’re juttin’ out of her hips like two hinged K’Nex constructions sold in boxes labeled “JESSICA SIMPSON’S SEXY LEGS, AGES 18 AND UP” that have been matched to the color of her skin. She can bend them! She can keep them…

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