Great news for all my Twihards who wake up every day clinging to the hope that Edward Cullen, the most devilishly handsome brooding man aLIVE, will return to the silver screen: the Twilight franchise could come back! Much like Edward Cullen, upon hearing this news, I’m (un)dead!!
Having just moved back into my childhood bedroom in my parents’ house after graduating college, I’m in a whirlwind process of going through all of my old stuff. I was always the kind of person to start a diary, write in it for maybe a week, and then give up, which is why I’ve come across a bunch of barely-used…
Back in the halcyon days of Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2, host Clementine and Elliot Alderson portrayed ancient Egyptian vampire mates and also were actually dating! So now you and your nerdiest nerd thoughts can feasibly connect the fanfic and realfic between Westworld, Mr. Robot, and Twilight, the greatest vampire…
Twilight author Stephanie Meyer is set to publish another book. This time it’s the tale of a “former secret agent forced to go on the run, hiding from members of the government who fear she knows too much.” It will probably sell eleventy bajillion copies and allow everyone who works for her publisher to breathe just a…
Some hard truths: Jennifer Lawrence’s fall at the Oscars (1st time) was fake, and Stephenie Meyer’s new gender-swapped version of Twilight is a bullshit waste of paper and you’d be better off just wiping your ass with the $15 she wants for this awful “reimagining.”
It’s been ten years since Twilight first poked its sparkly head into the world and started teaching teens about the abusive and inappropriate relationships between humans, vampires, and something called The Volturi (which has honestly always scared me a little), so Stephenie Meyer is dusting off her greatest hit and…
It’s been three years since The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 2 was released and Mackenzie Foy, the child actor who played Edward and Bella’s daughter Renesmee Cullen in the film, is now a breathtaking teenager.
It was inspiring to watch the authors picking up trophies at the RT Book Reviews awards ceremony in Dallas. Many were successful middle-aged women who’d started writing romances as a second career, supportive husbands cheering them on. But—as reflects the publishing business overall—it was a fairly white group, and…
Cool Girl Anna Kendrick is now adding the title of ‘published author’ to her résumé. The Pitch Perfect 2 actress has just signed a deal to write a collection of humorous personal essays for Touchstone. Kendrick is known for her clever tweets and scene-stealing wit so a book of LOLs sounds like a pretty good move.
You thought everyone had moved onto Fifty Shades and the Hunger Games? Incorrect. The folks that made the Twilight movies are back, hungry for more of that sweet, sweet vampire cash.
FKA twigs took time to address the barrage of angry, racist tweets she's had to endure since the public learned she was dating actor Robert Pattinson.
Kristen Stewart has allegedly gotten litigious with Joan Rivers — does the Twilight malcontent think this is wise?
Welp, they've done it again. The geniuses behind all those Bad Lip Reading videos are back with yet another take on Twilight. It truly is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time it features a catchy new musical number! I have seen absolutely zero Twilight Saga movies to date, but this appears to be the only …
One of the financiers involved with the massively successful Twilight franchise has filed suit against Summit Distribution. They say they're owed buckets of money, but are being shortchanged thanks to "deceptive accounting practices."
Some couples want their save-the-dates to be traditional, others go for artsy and others, well, they want to channel Twilight.
A complaint filed by the makers of Twilight parody TwiHarder claims that the teenpire movie series is chock full of racism and perversion.
Stephen King's 56th book came out recently, and the folks at The Guardian asked him about some of the novels that are popular right now. He's not impressed:
There have been no shortage of schadenfreude-triggering box office flops this summer, but The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones weekend stumble to an approximately $9.3 million haul initially seems like a mystery. Weren’t Cassandra Clare’s Mortal Instruments books really popular? Doesn’t the story of an angst-ridden…
Stephenie Meyer, author of the only series of books that can truly call themselves Mormon vampire erotica for teenagers, is busy being a movie producer these days, running her own production company called Fickle Fish Films and preparing for the release of Austenland (it comes out tomorrow, and you basically have to…
Robert Pattinson has just announced as the new impossibly perfect face of Dior Homme, joining Jude Law as one of Dior's professional smolderers. Advertisements for fragrances are always iffy— linking scent to some sort of untouchable image of wealth and/or sex always results in some freaky 30 second clip made by…
