If you, like me, live for Instagram updates from Her Ladyship Tina Knowles Lawson—Birther of Beyoncé and Solange, Benevolent Forgiver of Mathew and Shawn, Corny Joke Queen—you may have noticed she’s been working on some sort of craft project for an “upcoming event” over the past few days.

In The Secrets of My Life, the forthcoming from Caitlyn Jenner, she claims that Robert Kardashian told her that he knew O.J. Simpson was guilty of killing Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman.

Miss Tina Knowles Lawson, purveryor of the finest Mom Instagram to date, loves nothing more than sharing a corny-ass joke on Instagram. Her daughter Beyoncé thinks that she should maybe chill out.

The world is finally sitting up and taking note of the magnificence of the Knowles Family Matriarch, the One True Supreme, my 2016 shero, a generous forgiver and the mind behind the most cool mom Instagram account I’ve ever seen. That would be Tina Knowles Lawson—or Miss Tina, as she prefers.

Hey, were you wondering what Lindsay Lohan has been up to since breaking up with her billionaire fiancé and cultivating an inscrutably European accent? Rest easy, friends, for now we know: she’s been working on a treatment for a sequel to Mean Girls, the movie that made her a Famous.

As we gather as a nation this Tuesday in November to figure out precisely what kind of mess we’ve gotten ourselves into, let it be known that Paris Hilton voted –but she won’t say whether or not it was for Donald Trump or not.

In addition to being a banner year for lunacy, 2016 will go down as a time consumed by both black pain and black beauty. A year when we buried the bodies of Philando Castile and Keith Scott and Korryn Gaines, but also welcomed timely, nuanced, portraits of blackness in works like Coloring Book, Atlanta, a new black…

On Sunday night, while collecting an award on behalf of her daughter—a young upstart named Beyoncé—at the BET Awards, Tina Knowles thanked her ex-husband Mathew Knowles. “I also want to thank her father, who taught her the business of music,” she said.

To say nothing of its artistic merits, Beyoncé’s Lemonade album/visual album/film is a feat of collaboration, organization, and execution. The budget for the project is estimated to have been about $1.35 million, but when you look at the credits for the album, that almost feels low.

Tina Lawson Knowles has decided to remind you that her daughter Beyoncé did not marry into royalty. Nay, she is a monarch born and bred.

Tina Lawson (formerly Tina Knowles) has discovered Instagram. Beyoncé and Solange’s mama, and, unofficially, everybody’s mom, is leaving her social media footprint with what I would argue is one of the best mom-produced Instagram accounts available.

***TRIPLE ALARM EMOJI*** Tina Knowles Lawson is covering the July issue of Ebony. Is she your mother?

Queen Mother Tina Knowles Lawson, newly married, has written an open letter to her children—Beyoncé, Solange, Kelly Rowland and niece Angie and, in theory, the rest of us—for the occasion of mother’s day, at Time. It is a minor revelation.

During a recent press conference for Avengers: Age of Ultron, Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner, like two giddy pickup artists on Tinder, referred to their fellow female Avenger as a “whore” and a “slut” for rejecting their characters’ romantic advances. The pair has since apologized.