Meghan Markleâs Dad Is Really Bumming Me Out These Days
Here are some things Thomas Markle, Duchess Meghanâs father, has said in a series of âexclusiveâ interviews with British tabloid The Sun:
Meghan Markle Is a Mere Mortal Who Trips in High Heels
Lest you thought youâd be free of Meghan Markle news now that the royal wedding has come and gone, NOPE. Today, from across the pond: Markle wore stilettos to a wedding and she stumbled. It was a Big Deal:
The Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Love Story Looks Like a Bargain-Bin Bachelor
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will marry on May 19. But before then, on May 13, Lifetime will release a fictionalized movie about their romance and courtship, and let me tell you, these 20 scintillating seconds look like a lot of fun.
People Are Racing to Provide O.J. Simpson With Nicole Brown Sex
O.J. Simpson, back to haunt the free world, has allegedly requested a Nicole Brown look-a-like at the Bunny Ranch, according to Page Six. Terrifying, though the request has reportedly been made with a certain formality: âHe sent word ⌠to the Bunny Ranch,â by messenger, according to an insider.
This Week In Tabloids: Prince Harry's About to Be a Daddy, and Queen Mommy Ain't Happy
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we suddenly start thinking about how much candy weâve eaten over the past few weeks, get freaked out for the sake of our teeth, decide itâs time to start reading tabloids to get our mind off tooth decay, find three of the magazines, have trouble obtaining Star, and just sort of goâŚ
This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian and Kate Middleton Hate Each Other, Which Makes Sense
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a call from our good friend Kate Middleton who asks, âDo you have time to listen to me vent for a few minutes?â
Well This Photo of Kate and Princess Charlotte Sure Is Precious
The official Instagram account of Kensington Palace (do you love 2015 or do or hate 2015?) just posted a very filtered and very precious photo of Duchess Kate holding Princess Charlotte in the Sandringham House Drawing Room on the day of her christening. Kateâs smiling down at her new child, as if saying, âSo much ofâŚ
This Week In Tabloids: Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant and It's a Boy!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we deal with the summer heat by drinking a ton of iced coffee but then we have to pull over in the middle of nowhere to use the bathroom so we knock on the door of the nearest home and realize that weâre at Bucklebury Manor and they let us use their bathroom but we have to walkâŚ
The Royal Princess Has the Middle Name of Every Girl in the 3rd Grade
Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Charlotte ELIZABETH Diana. Charlotte Elizabeth Diana.
Baby Late
Royal Baby 2.0 was due to arrive on April 23, but today is April 27 and the baby still isnât here. When confronted about the childâs tardiness, Kensington Palace told Us Weekly, âWe have never commented on or discussed a due date.â Interesting, because âmultiple sources have confirmed the royalâs due dateâ to Us WeeklyâŚ
Michelle Obama and Kate Middleton's Dresses Will Fight to the Death
First Lady Michelle Obama looked stunning in a white Monique Lhuillier gown at last night's Kennedy Center honors, and the President â in a penguin suit â didn't look too bad, either. But some observers have noted that there may be something more sinister going on than just a night out at a formal event that had beenâŚ
Try to Keep Calm, Prince William and Kate Middleton Are in New York
A pair of weary airline passengers landed in NYC after a long flight on Sunday evening, exhausted and eager to get to their hotel.
Joan Collins Cast on E!'s Drama About Scandalous Royals
Important casting news: Grand Dynasty dame Joan Collins has been cast in a guest role on The Royals, E!'s first scripted drama. She'll be appearing alongside star Elizabeth Hurley, who plays Queen Helena, head of a fictional modern-day British royal family. Yes, this is relevant to my interests, thank you very much.
Prince George Has a Professional Baby Lookalike
Poor Freddie Minnis might have already peaked at 11 months old. He's just won a contest to be a Prince George lookalike.
I Wanna Marry Harry Contestants Told Basically Nothing About Show
We're regrettably, deliciously neck deep in another reality competition show that aims to finally, decisively prove to audiences that ladies be stupid gold diggers. But the extent of their gold-digging stupidity was, like most things on reality TV, overexaggerated for dramatic effect.
Cressida Bonas Given 'Compassionate Leave' to Cope with Breakup
Oh, Europe. You utopian minx!!! Apparently Cressida Bonas was so bereft after breaking up with a literal handsome fucking prince that her job put her on "compassionate leave" to recover. Absurd indulgence? Or THE #1 MOST REASONABLE THING I'VE EVER HEARD?
The Most Regal 'Selfie' You Will Ever See in Your Life
Everyone gets in on the action in this, perhaps the greatest selfie of any family ever.
Royals Just Ripping Off Downton Abbey Plot Lines Now
Prince William is going back to school. And what's the Duke of Cambridge, the man second in line to the throne of the United Kingdom, going to study? Farming, basically. Just like that time Cousin Matthew (R.I.P.) decided he'd better whip Downton into shape.
Prince Harry's Maybe-Future-FiancĂŠe Is Made Of Mystery and Scrunchies
Cressida Bonas is dating Prince Harry. This ostensibly makes her interesting, or, at least, more interesting than a Normal like you or I, and ostensibly means that now, in anticipation of her possibly marrying Prince Harry at some indeterminate point in the future, there are Facts about her that we must know.âŚ
The Queen of England Would Thank You to Keep Your Hands Off Her Nuts
Helpful tip if you're planning to visit Buckingham Palace: Do not touch Queen Elizabeth's snack stash because she will end you.
