A Disturbing Montage of Real Housewives Crying Through Botox
This is your face on Botox—and it's ridiculous.
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, men are excited to get vasectomies, Pauly D is covered in ejaculate, and La Toya Jackson acts like herself.
It's Bitch Vs. Bitch When Real Housewives Visit The Fashion Show
In a Bravo marketing genius mashup, the ladies of The Real Housewives Of Orange County and The Real Housewives Of New Jersey were on the Isaac Mizrahi/Iman hosted Fashion Show last night. Let the bitchery begin!
The Real Housewives Nation Gets A Major Shakeup
After nearly a month of speculation, Bravo has officially announced that Danielle Staub will not be returning to Real Housewives. NYC, Atlanta, and O.C. will also experience major cast changes. Plus, a preview Atlanta's new season after the jump.
Real Housewives Star Arrested For Being A Deadbeat Dad?
Slade Smiley, a former cast member of The Real Housewives of Orange County was arrested Friday for "civil contempt." He may have been picked up at Housewife Gretchen's place, whom he's rumored to be dating.
Real Housewives Take Their "Signature Drinks" Very Seriously
On last night's episode of the Real Housewives, Vicki got angry when Gretchen said that her favorite drink is a Dirty Martini with bleu cheese-stuffed olives, claiming that she "copied" her. She was totally serious.
Tequila Will Make You Forget All About Your Terminally Ill Sugar Daddy
On last night's episode, Gretchen, the youngest Housewife — with the much older fiancé dying in the hospital — got Rock of Love Bus drunk at a dinner party and hit on the hostess' son.
Being A Mean Girl Will Keep You Younger Than Using Botox
It seemed that the Real Housewives' bitchy gossiping stemmed from sheer boredom, but judging from their high school-ish behavior on last night's episode, it might actually be part of their youth obsession.
O.G. O.C. Real Housewife Lauri Leaves Show After Son Is Jailed
On last night's episode of Real Housewives, one of the original cast members, Lauri, decided to stop filming in order to "focus on family." (Lauri's young son Josh has been battling a heroin addiction and is currently in jail. In the series premiere of Housewives, Josh was in juvenile detention, and Lauri said she…
Real Housewives Of Orange County: When Grown Women Act Like Grade-School Bitches
The Real Housewives of Orange County returned with a new season last week with a new cast member, Gretchen, a very pretty blonde in her early 30s engaged to a wealthy, much older man with a terminal illness and a penchant for buying her diamonds. Of course, it makes her look like a gold digger, which doesn't escape…
The Real OC
Sure, us common folk are cutting back in the current economic climate, but how are the nouveau riche faring? Gretchen Rossi, the newest "housewife" of The Real Housewives of Orange County says that struggles with the economy will be reflected in the upcoming season of the show. Does this mean the women will be scaling…
Oprah Takes The "Ho" Out Of Real Housewives
The Real Housewives of the O.C. were on Oprah today to get "make unders." The silicone set all have the same over-the-top, Botoxed-out, cleavage-bearing look, and the stylists on Oprah had their work cut out for them. The results were great, despite the fact that Vicky admitted that although she liked the clothes,…
"There Is No Good Reason In The World To Watch Date My Ex"
If you ever watched the celebrated documentary of class/wealth dichotomies, The Real Housewives of Orange County, you probably remember Jo and Slade, the newest stars of most unanticipated reality show ever, Date My Ex. Slade Smiley was the single father who gave even his children douchechills when he launched into…
Real Housewives' Kids: Questionably Racist
So here's a clip from last night's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. It's very short, and mildly disturbing. The biological daughter and stepdaughter of Housewife Lauri are trying on costumes to be silly. One girl puts an ape mask on her stepsister and the stepsister says, "My parents are interracial."…
Real Housewives: Sometimes Troubled Kids Grow Up To Be Drunk Adults
Watching last night's Real Housewives Of Orange County it was sort of uncomfortable to follow the storyline of Tammy's daughters Megan and Lindsey, the girls whose wealthy father passed away suddenly, with no will or life insurance, leaving them in the lurch when all of his fortune went to his mail-order bride.…
Real Housewives: It Must Be Weird When A Dude's "Type" Looks Like His Mom
Tamra, the newest cast member of Real Housewives of Orange County, is tons of fun, as we've seen in previous episodes. Last night we got to see her bond with veteran housewife Laurie by comparing jewelry and number of cars, and then she went out to a nightclub with her husband and her 21-year-old son. She got drunk,…
When You Need A Break From Excess, Turn To Binge Drinking
Tamra is the newest addition to the cast of The Real Housewives of Orange County. On last night's episode we got to watch the mother of four—her kids range in age from 2 to 21—blow off steam with the other neighborhood gals by doing jello shots and pounding chardonnay. Tamra, who looks better at 40 than women half…