The Queen's Birthday Team Called, and Shaggy Was Available

Shaggy–Shaggy of the old “butt naked bangin’ on the bathroom floor” tune–performed at the Queen’s 92nd birthday party and concert event last night. I googled this three times to make sure that, yes, this was the same Shaggy. He and Sting performed their new song “Don’t Make Me Wait,” which does not mention fucking,…

Oh No! Jennifer Garner Is Embarrassed by the Oscars Meme, Wants to 'Punch Her in the Face'

Quick question: have you ever made Jennifer Garner sad? I mean, like, have you ever done something that had a direct—we’re talking causal—relationship to Jennifer Garner becoming sad? Ben Affleck certainly has. As has Scott Foley. Maybe even Bradley Cooper and/or Victor Garber! (Though who’s to say for certain.) The…

The Paradise Papers, a Massive Document Dump, Show Where the Superrich, and Obviously Trump Leeches, Put Their Money

In the second-largest data leak of all time, a great Something Burger, 96 media organizations from 67 countries have been working together to sort through 13.4 million papers–dubbed the “Paradise Papers”–documenting where the world’s elite store their money. The documents, originally obtained by the German newspaper …