Maroon 5 Needs a Friend. Is It You?
Maroon 5 has the misfortune of headlining the Super Bowl halftime show in two months, and like a 6-year-old who just…
Rihanna Reportedly Turned Down Super Bowl Halftime Show in Solidarity With Colin Kaepernick
I always knew Maroon 5 sucked, this is just further validation.
A Suggestion: Let Cardi B Do the Entire Super Bowl Halftime Show
There’s a very good chance that Cardi B’s going to play the Super Bowl halftime show in February, joining headliners…
Justin Timberlake Explains Why He Exhumed Prince's Likeness for His Little Super Bowl Thing
By many accounts, Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl Halftime Show was underwhelming, but according to Jimmy Fallon, it was…
Jennifer Lawrence's In-Flight Performance Receives Mixed Reviews
Jennifer Lawrence is not a Philadelphia native, but she won an Oscar for playing one in Silver Linings Playbook. So I…
Kevin Hart On His Drunken Behavior at the Super Bowl: 'Who Gives a Shit? Go Eagles!'
In a video uploaded to Instagram while still a little “tipsy,” Kevin Hart commented on his behavior after the…
Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Halftime Show Was Like Bad Breakup Sex
There was something a little leaden in Justin Timberlake’s step during Sunday night’s Super Bowl LII Halftime Show;…
Um, Maybe Don't Use MLK's Speeches About Advertising's Evils in Ads to Sell Cars?
Brands love to sell you stuff by tugging at your heartstrings, and certainly, you can see why a company might think…
Pink Singing the National Anthem With the Flu Is the Most Impressive Part Of the Super Bowl So Far
Thus far today, I, the picture of health, have 1) watched six hours of the TV program ER, and 2) eaten a burrito. Pink,…
Happy Janet Jackson Appreciation Day!
As Justin Timberlake is unlikely to cough up one (1) nut for this evening’s Super Bowl viewers (as my colleagues here…
Oh Great ICE Is At the Fucking Super Bowl
Welcome, 2018, to the U-S-of-fucking-A, where every American should be advised to carry his birth certificate, social…
Prepare to Be Deeply Unsatisfied by Justin Timberlake's Super Bowl Performance
It’s fucked up that Justin Timberlake is headlining the Super Bowl halftime show after playing the active role in the…
Perhaps, As Karmic Retribution, Justin Timberlake Should Show One (1) Nut at the Super Bowl
In 2004, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson performed at the Super Bowl halftime show. During this performance,…
Reporters Didn't Go to a Press Conference on Femicide in Minnesota Because the Super Bowl Is More Important
For the past 29 years, the Minnesota Coalition for Battered Women has released an annual Femicide Report, which…
Justin Timberlake Says He and Janet Jackson Have 'Absolutely' Made Peace Since Wardrobe Malfunction Incident
Justin Timberlake would like to assure you that he “absolutely” took the time to resolve his issues with Janet Jackson a…
Justin Timberlake to Headline 2018 Super Bowl Halftime Show 14 Years After the Infamous 'Wardrobe Malfunction'
In a decision thematically consistent with the rest of 2017, Justin Timberlake will be returning to the Super Bowl…
This Justin Timberlake Super Bowl Rumor CANNOT Be True
In the wake of 2004's Super Bowl XXXVIII—the one in which Janet Jackson’s exposed nipple stopped the world dead in its…
Finally a Superhero, Here Are All of Lady Gaga's Super Bowl Halftime Acrobatics
My timeline kept tweeting about P!nk as Lady Gaga commenced the airborne, acrobatic beginning of her Super Bowl…
Lady Gaga Salutes Inclusivity at the Super Bowl Halftime Show
Lady Gaga did not deliver the middle finger to Trump that was semi-expected at her Super Bowl halftime performance, but…