Statement Suits, Plush Pinks, and a Lotta Gowns on the American Music Awards Red Carpet

The 2018 American Music Awards took place last night and if you didn’t watch, you didn’t miss much (save the gospel-heavy Aretha Franklin tribute performed by R&B icons Gladys Knight, Donnie McClurkin, CeCe Winans, Ledisi, and Mary Mary—that was certainly something to write home about). The fashion was pretty decent…

Every Casual, Sparkly, and Struggling Look From the 2018 MTV VMAs Red Carpet 

Every year, in the swamp-assiest armpit of summer, the MTV Video Music Awards rollerblade into our lives, a string of musicians, reality stars, and “influencers” in tow. This summer being the most swamp-assiest in recent memory, it makes sense that 2018's VMAs lineup is more of a confused fever-dream than usual: Cardi…

The Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Continues to Top Their Reunion Outfits in the Worst Way

The Real Housewives reunion couch is a place where dreams and nightmares collide. It’s a place for the cast to show off their most woefully glamorous outfits. It’s a night where everyone’s outfit is some dreadful combination of wedding, prom night, Cinderella ball, and Super Sweet 16 gone wrong. What’s most…

Finally Someone Has the Guts to Tell the Truth About This Fucking Ugly Balenciaga Sneaker

Dad sneakers are a fucking scourge and no one is doing more to try and convince you they’re chic and not hideous than current Balenciaga Creative Director Demna Gvasalia, patient zero for this cynical trend and a man who honestly just seems like he’s making fun of anyone thirsty enough to drop nine hundred bucks on…

All the Looks on the Billboard Music Awards Red Carpet, Starring Queen Mother Janet Jackson

I’m going to be honest: I had to turn off the Billboard Music Awards a few moments in, unofficially because Westworld was starting, officially because I could not deal with Kelly Clarkson as host. That doesn’t mean I didn’t flip to the ultimate queen and my birthday twin Janet Jackson when she performed; it does mean…

Every Sacred, Sacrilegious, and Fully Heathen Look at the Met Gala 2018

The rigid minds in the industry love to call the Met Gala “fashion prom,” but this year, it’s something else: the afterworld. A world of neverending happiness; you can always see the sun, day or night. There’s a lot of wiggle room in its 2018 theme, “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and with…