Louis C.K. Releases Statement: 'These Stories Are True'
Louis C.K. has released a statement addressing the allegations against him as published in the New York Times Thursday,…
Republican Groups Sure Have Been Spending a Lot of Money at Trump Properties
The good news about me accidentally looking at the sun today is that about 9 million other fucking morons seem to have…
WOULD YOU BANG THE MOOCH!?
PICTURE THIS, OKAY? YOU ARE FRIGGIN’ 3 FEET DEEP IN THE MOST GORGEOUS HOT TUB IN MANHASSET, GULPING VINO WITH A…
Millennial Pink Fires Back at Her Haters: 'Everyone in This Industry Comes and Goes'
Recently the Big Three—that’s color industry lingo for “Paint, Ink, Digital” (formerly known as the “Big Two”)—has…
A Jezebel Guide to Caroling
One of the most satisfying and good-natured activities to do during the holiday season (unless you’re Andrew Lincoln in …
In a Curious Twist, Donald Trump Says He's Sorry
Perhaps realizing that the constant stream of outlandish, rude and inflammatory drivel that flows from his mouth is not…
St. Vincent's Ambient Remake of the Golden Girls Theme Makes Me Feel Like I'm Drowning In Wicker
I walk into the kitchen. “Dorothy?” There is no response but my own echo. “Blanche? Rose? Sophia?” Nothing. I open the…
The Wild, Pointless World of Bristol Palin Pregnancy Conspiracy Theories
On December 23, Bristol Palin gave birth to her second child, a girl christened Sailor Grace. That is, anyway, what the…
Last Night's Episode of Vanderpump Rules Was Pure Shakespeare
The greatest romance of our generation—that of Vanderpump Rules British DJ/busboy/Kristen punching bag James and the…
A Chat With the Teen Whose Football Jersey Appeared in Justin Bieber's 'Sorry' Video
Like every married 30-year-old woman in America, I have of late become obsessed by the video for Justin Bieber’s “Sorry.…
Observation: Jidenna Dresses Like a Plantation Owner
Jidenna is a rapper.
Google Exec: Women, Stop Saying 'Just' So Much, You Sound Like Children
Just when you finally got a handle on saying “sorry” so much, turns out there’s another detrimental phrase in your…
Single? Hate Your Parents? Bring This Guy Home for Thanksgiving
Many may dread going home for the holidays, but how many of us are actively seeking an opportunity to torment our…
Stop Apologizing! Why Are Women So 'Sorry' All the Time?
Men and women will supposedly both apologize for their wrongdoings, but because we ladies are more prone to "commit…
Watch Tracy Morgan's Apology In Nashville
"Certainly on June 3rd when I went to see Tracy, I had no idea that two weeks later we would be sitting here through…
Dr. Drew Apologizes To Brad & Angelina For Predicting Their Demise
Yesterday you may have read a rant from Dr. Drew, in which he predicted Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would break up in…
Social Minefield: Learning To Say You're Sorry
Even the most socially skilled among us screw up from time to time. But apologizing can be a minefield of its own.…
Alright, This Yawning Puppy Needs To Sleep
Back to normal tomorrow. It's always a pleasure hanging with you kids for the day and I appreciate all the support:…
Ralph Lauren Takes Responsibility For Photoshop Of Horrors
"For over 42 years we have built a brand based on quality and integrity… we have learned that we are responsible for…