Snooki and Nico Tortorella to Host MTV's Just Tattoo of Us
On Thursday, MTV put in an order for a U.S. version of Just Tattoo of Us, with your hosts Nicole “Snooki” LaValle (née…
Jersey Shore, Abridged: Snooki Craves Connection But Finds Cruelty Instead
In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in…
Rutgers Reportedly Paid Snooki More for a Speech Than Hillary Clinton, Which Actually Makes Sense?!
By far the stupidest part of my morning (and that’s saying a lot) is the 90 seconds I spend scrolling through the…
Chris Christie Signs Snooki-Inspired Legislation Capping Speaker Fees
In 2011, former Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi collected $32,000 for a speaking engagement at Rutgers…
Katherine Heigl and Seth Rogen Are the Only People Still Talking About Knocked Up
It has been nine long years since Judd Apatow’s bromantic comedy Knocked Up hit theaters and for some reason, Katherine…
Snooki Makes Dig at Anna Duggar, Ignores Husband's Own Ashley Madison Account
Jionni LaValle, husband of Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, is one of the latest high profile(ish) names to be…
Cloud of Drakkar Noir Robin Thicke Gets Engaged to 20-Year-Old
Uh-oh! Looks like the love of your life Robin Thicke is once again off the market! According to Life & Style, he has…
Snooki Is Officially a Married Woman
Yesterday, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and longtime beau and baby daddy Jionni LaValle officially tied the knot in an…
Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
Early this morning, Chelsea Clinton announced that she and husband Marc Mezvinsky welcomed a baby girl last night! …
A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid
Oh man, I was just sitting here feeling all despairing about how the only thing I could find for a lede was that Snooki…
Bill Clinton Takes Photo With Sex Workers
TMZ is reporting that Bill Clinton took a photo with two sex workers from The Moonlite Bunny Ranch at an elite…
Kanye West's Wedding Planning Is Out of Control
Kanye West is allegedly going out of control planning his big day. The singer/actor/designer/messiah was expected to…
Nicky Hilton Is Worried About Your Relationship with Fido
In today's Tweet Beat, Snooki and the dudes who make The Walking Dead have common ground, Jordan Peele should head down…
Chet Haze's 'Passion Has Nothing To Do With Your Petty Existence'
In today's Tweet Beat, Snooki has a legitimately fantastic dream, Chet Haze is pissed about the hate he gets from fans…
Ireland Baldwin Defends Her Native American Halloween Costume
In today's Tweet Beat, various Dancing with the Stars cast members mourn the ousting of Snooki, Ireland Baldwin says…
Snooki Wants to Arrange a Baby-Marriage Between Lorenzo and North West
Okay, so, sometimes I write hyperbolic joke headlines, just for fun, in an attempt to make the mundane activities of…
Bill Nye the Science Guy to Foxtrot on Dancing With the Stars
The cast for the ninth season of Dancing With the Stars has been announced, and Bill Nye the Science Guy™ is one of the…
How To Take Your Best Selfie: Get Plastic Surgery!
If you have just descended to Earth from above, like John Travolta as the eponymous character in 1996's hit movie Michae…
Snooki to Kate Middleton: 'You're a MILF'
Snooki—new mom and noted SNILF—thinks Kate Middleton is really pretty. No, like, really pretty. So pretty, in fact,…
Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Being Accused of Partying All Night
Bleh. Seven days out of Cliffside, where Lindsay Lohan served her 90 days of court-ordered rehab, she has allegedly…