Open Up and Say 'Naw': The Meg
Narcissism is delicious—so suggests Jon Turteltaub’s giant-shark flick The Meg. How else to make sense of the strange…
Rich People Are Reportedly Getting Into Pet Sharks
Pet sharks are the must-have luxury accessory that the fabulously wealthy definitely deserve.
Some Cruel Idiots Stole a Shark From a Texas Aquarium By Disguising It As a Human Baby
A couple of guys with goatees plus one woman stole a shark from a Texas aquarium on Monday by passing it off as a baby.…
Instagram Model Says Being Bitten by a Shark During Bahamas Photo Shoot Was a 'Big Learning Lesson'
On Monday, lifestyle model and University of Miami student Katarina Zarutskie shared with her 13,000 followers (she now …
A Simple Trick to Help You Tell the Difference Between Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump
Donald Trump, Jr., and Eric Trump are two different people. That much is clear. But which one is which? Sometimes, for…
The Beach, a Terrible Movie, Is Doing Terrible Things to the Beach
Leonardo DiCaprio’s sexy (?) thriller The Beach from the year 2000 has not only polluted my mind; it is also…
Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go in the Water, You Were Wrong
The best way to avoid being attacked by a shark is to stay out of a shark’s way. If you’re really so concerned, don’t…
Genetically Altered Killer Sharks Are Problematic Favs in a Forthcoming Motherfucking Sequel to Deep Blue Sea
You know, the idea that great whites are these malicious killing machines roving the shorelines looking for some…
Frozen Sharks Are Turning Up Off the Coast of Cape Cod
We’ve all heard by now that the East Coast weather has coalesced into an alarming bomb of spitting, tormenting cold,…
Look At This Awesome Shark That Is a 'Living Fossil'
Jezebel is committed to bringing readers quality shark news in an effort to highlight the wonder of these incredible…
Michael Phelps, Who Didn't Actually Race a Shark: 'I Had Fun Racing a Shark'
The ongoing furor in response to Michael Phelps not actually getting into open water with a great white shark to race…
You Can't Trust Shark Week
If you were fooled into thinking you’d be watching Michael Phelps race side-by-side with an actual great white shark,…
The Social Media Star of the Summer Is Mary Lee, a Great White Shark off the Hamptons
Ladies—meet your sharp and sleek style icon of the summer, Mary Lee the great white shark, who frequents both the…
Expert Says Porn Star in Viral Shark Video Asked Him to Help Fake Attack
In just over a week, a YouTube video titled “Shark Attack - Cam Girl Bitten off Florida Coast,” featuring porn…
Either One Angry Shark or Several Regular Sharks Are Biting the Crap Out of People In Florida
This weekend three people were bitten by sharks within three hours in an area that self-proclaims itself as the…
What Do You Know? I Really Liked the Blake Lively Shark Movie
One thing you should know about The Shallows is that Blake Lively spends a lot of it—or maybe just a few minutes of it,…