Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup where I read the mags and tell you about the mags. This week, I read the teen mags. Now let me tell you about the mags!
I honestly can’t even read this entire account of Hailey Baldwin having to support Justin Bieber as he navigates his feelings about Selena Gomez’s emotional breakdown without feeling personally exhausted. Are you looking forward to spending the rest of your life with this, Hailey? Great!
Following the Seattle showing of On The Run II, her joint tour with husband Jay-Z, Beyonce’s father, Matthew Knowles, surprised his eldest daughter with an unplanned visit. Bey uploaded pictures of the blessed reunion to Instagram. He gifted her with a dozen red roses to commemorate the end of the successful tour. In…
Selena Gomez and her three best friends got matching tattoos over the weekend, and not a single one of them thought to invite me.
Here’s a hypothetical scenario: It’s your best friend’s birthday, but she’s all the way on the other side of the country. You decide to bake her a cake even though she’s not around to eat it. You post a photo of the cake on Instagram, because did the cake really exist at all if it’s not on social media? (No.)
Just weeks after the explosive public make-out in Domino Park, Brooklyn, NY, TMZ’s eyewitnesses report that cool kids on permanent senioritis Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged. Her dad Stephen Baldwin confirmed the news in a congratulatory tweet. Because I am a liberal pervert slut who lives for Monday…
Selena Gomez seems to be fully pivoting to arthouse chick, a conclusion I’ve drawn after watching clips from A Love Story, her latest collaboration with Petra Collins. In three short Instagram videos, each under 40 seconds long and directed by Collins, Gomez does creepy-ass shit like writhe around in a murky bathtub,…
TFW your ex, The Weeknd, performs a teary, heart-rending breakup song, his voice wavering as he hits the words why can’t you wait? at Coachella on Friday, and the whole world (Twitter) is broken. Is he crying? Is it over Selena Gomez? I believe in love, and the fans are always right, so the answers are obviously yes.…
Some have tried to mask, or at least deemphasize, the acute nastiness of these past 300-whatever days by declaring the color of the year is “ultra violet” (a good color), or that the word of the year is “feminism” (a fine word and even better practice).
Supermodel Adriana Lima, the most senior wing-wearer of all the Victoria’s Secret Angels, has revealed via Instagram that she will no longer participate in “sexy” videos or photoshoots that do not have empowering messages at their core.
According to Page Six, Annette Roque is believed to have rid herself of her husband and accused sexual assailant Matt Lauer, taking their three children to her family’s home in her native Netherlands. This, despite the fact that he’s really sorry.
In a cruel trial of fans’ willpower and resolve, Selena Gomez has released her new music video for “Wolves” on Apple Music. Here are your instructions.
The weird part about Selena Gomez kissing Justin Bieber right on the lips during a time-out in his hockey game isn’t that it happened, or that the photo makes her look like a stunning, if repressed, ’50s housewife greeting her husband after he’s been discharged from the war (I think it’s the hair).
Drake was doing a bit of post-concert performing at Sydney’s Marquee nightclub on Wednesday when he noticed a man in the crowd who appeared to be inappropriately touching fellow audience members.
As though America has not been waiting on this bombshell for weeks, TMZ just casually dropped this line, as fact, into a report that Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber spent the majority of yesterday together at church:
In the wake of her recent split from boyfriend of 10 months The Weeknd, Selena Gomez has done what any female inspiration would: keep her ex’s coziest jacket and go around everywhere with a huge grin on her face.
It may be true that Selena Gomez and The Weeknd’s very recent breakup had nothing to do with Justin Bieber. It may also be true that this is Justin Bieber’s opportunity to present himself as a new man. And not just cause it’s Halloween and he’s a man.
It became apparent that things were definitely over between Selena Gomez and the Weeknd (né Abel Tesfaye) after the former was seen attending church with Justin Bieber on Sunday. At first, the Weeknd was like “this is fine, what deviant undertakings can possible occur in the House of God,” but apparently he’s since…
I first learned about Selena Gomez’s secret summer kidney transplant while browsing Gossip Cop this morning. After reading “Selena Gomez Had Kidney Transplant, Friend Donated Organ” in their upper story carousel, I thought, Hmmm, weird for them to not put ‘is FAKE NEWS’ at the end of that headline, per their house…
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