Today we’re paid a visit from a familiar face, and it’s not the Lamb of God here to break the Seven Seals and put us out of our collective misery once and for all.

Sarah Palin is up to something new and inspiring: offering discount codes for teas that make you poop a lot.

Track Palin, eldest son of Sarah, has pleaded not guilty to a felony charge for allegedly breaking into his family’s home last month and assaulting his father over a truck.

For Jezebel’s 10th anniversary, we’re revisiting some classic posts from our archive. Here’s to the next ten.

For the second time in two years, Track Palin, the eldest son of Sarah Palin and an army veteran, was arrested on domestic violence charges. According to online court records, Palin was charged with felony burglary (involving an injury or attempted injury), misdemeanor reckless assault, and misdemeanor criminal…

Nine years ago this week, shortly after her running mate lost the 2008 presidential election, Sarah Palin gave a brief interview in front of a turkey being slaughtered. Happy anniversary!

A New York federal judge has dismissed Sarah Palin’s defamation lawsuit against the New York Times, a much-needed win for freedom of the press in an era of alternative facts.

Former Alaska governor and current Trump devotee, Sarah Palin, filed a lawsuit on Tuesday alleging the New York Times defamed her character in publishing an article she claims portrayed her as partially responsible for the 2011 shooting of Democratic Rep. Gabrielle Giffords.

Good morning! Last night, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, and Sarah Palin took a smirking pic in front of Hillary Clinton’s First Lady portrait, and I have been re-convinced that we are actually in hell.

Apprentice creator—and arguably, by extension, Donald Trump creator—Mark Burnett, who denounced Trump’s presidential campaign in October but claimed he was legally bound against releasing potentially damaging footage from the set of The Apprentice, has reportedly turned quite a corner.

All of us are still recovering, emotionally and spiritually, from that one time Sarah Palin was very nearly the vice president of the United States. But you know what? She’s not always wrong!

Track Palin, the eldest of Sarah Palin’s brood, has entered a plea agreement in a January domestic violence case in which he punched and kicked his girlfriend before threatening to kill himself with an AR-15 assault rifle.

The FBI recommended against charging Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information earlier today, and you had better believe Sarah Palin has posted a completely incomprehensible response on her Facebook page. In it, she lambasts “GOP #NEVERTRUMP TRAITORS” and insists that parents teach their kids to respect…

Yesterday, the UK voted—essentially by accident, both on the part of the pompous drip who called the referendum and the voters who didn’t bother to learn what it meant—to exit the European Union. Today, David Cameron resigned, the pound plunged to its lowest level since 1985, global financial markets plummeted, and …

Sarah Palin Unedited is a series featuring full, unaltered transcripts of one Alaskan’s public ramblings. If you only read the pull-quotes, that’s okay.

Sarah Palin took to CNN’s State of the Union on Sunday morning to excoriate House Speaker Paul Ryan for his failure to enthusiastically endorse Donald Trump, and announce her support for...this person.

The feud between rapper Azealia Banks and professional Alaskan Sarah Palin that erupted earlier today might be a social media throw-down reminiscent of a mix between Being John Malkovich, the Tea Party, and a future Kanye Twitter rant—but lucky for us, it’s also the gift that keeps on giving.

Azealia Banks and Sarah Palin, two of America’s most confused citizens, have finally found each other on social media—and friends, it is a thing to behold.