Why Am I Crying at This Story About Sarah Jessica Parker Buying a French SATC Fan a Cosmopolitan?

I’m not saying mortality-related stress brought on by a recent birthday mixed with a sense of impending doom that hasn’t lifted since November 2016 and a winter that refuses to end has left me emotionally vulnerable to the point that even the tiniest act of kindness makes my eyes well up, but I am saying that when I…

Kim Cattrall Has Had It With Sarah Jessica Parker's Bullshit Condolences

Who knows who’s to blame for the feud between Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Backstabbing Parker, but we can now resume our lives knowing that is real, and it is deep, and Samantha will probably die. In response to a perfectly nice comment Sarah Jessica Parker left on Kim Cattrall’s Instagram post announcing the death…

Sarah Jessica Parker Says She Was 'Heartbroken' When Kim Cattrall Said They Were Never Friends

At first glance, Sarah Jessica Parker’s life seems pretty good. She’s getting plenty of work, her side hustles are so successful they could almost be considered main hustles, and her personal life is best described as consistent. People like her! She’s the star one of my favorite Christmas movies! She’s the face of…

Kate Hudson Buzzed It All Off, So What's With This Wig???

Hi friends!!! I’m so sorry it’s been longer than usual since I checked in and brought you your hair dish; everything is FINE, I’ve just been really really bogged down with summer FUN (if you’ve also made it your goal to visit every single place on Gothamist’s “The 12 Best Frozen Drinks in NYC” list, holler at a girl!)…