Let’s dive into some grim news.

During a rare White House press briefing on Wednesday two black reporters questioned White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders about Donald Trump’s racist application of “law and order” and treatment of the Central Park Five.

Given Sarah Huckabee Sanders’s ability to deflect, the New Yorker’s new profile on the White House press secretary is about as clarifying and detailed as one could be; it doesn’t reveal many new insights about Sanders, so much as confirming much of what her public persona displays: that she is an ultra-conservative…

Pea? In my coffee? It’s more common than you think…

While Sarah Huckabee Sanders has denied rumors that she plans on getting the hell out of the White House, administration officials have quietly begun planning for her eventual departure, according to Politico.

Let’s just get this over with, shall we?

After disappearing for more than two weeks, White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders made her triumphant return to the briefing podium on Wednesday afternoon. She made sure to defend President Trump’s massive and inexplicable flip-flop over Russia’s meddling in the 2016 election and tended to her usual beef with…

Bill Clinton! Saying words!

Trump officials have recently been on the receiving end of less than pleasant dining experiences. Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen Nielsen and White House Advisor Stephen Miller were heckled at Washington Mexican restaurants and Press Secretary Sarah Sanders was asked to leave a restaurant in Virginia last week.…

And the fun continues!

On Saturday, Congresswoman Maxine Waters urged constituents at an immigration rally in Los Angeles to continue to harass the fuck out of everyone in the Trump administration until they no longer resemble spineless little weasels intent on stripping the United States of what’s left of its admittedly tepid dignity. She…

Oh, sweet justice for the party which would like confectioners and employers and medical practitioners to be allowed to refuse wedding cakes and jobs and healthcare on “moral grounds”; yesterday farm-to-table Virginia eatery The Red Hen reportedly asked Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her family to leave, supposedly out of…

President Trump was apparently untroubled by reports that Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders might be leaving the White House, according to an interview he gave Fox News on Friday morning.

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders got choked up while responding to a child’s question about school safety during the White House’s Wednesday afternoon press briefing.

Happens to the best of us.

I do not want to, but I must, because newsmakers spent all day tweeting about this, now ask:

In Politico, a new profile of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary who shares her employer’s dedication to half-truths and outright fictions, attempts to unmask the woman whose singular ability to “deaden a room” is perhaps her greatest strength. It is a piece that substitutes friendly anecdotes…

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is trying to spin Trump’s disdain for immigrants as concern for the safety of migrant women. That’s pretty fucking gross!

On Thursday, Chelsea Handler–who recently announced that she is ending her Netflix show to focus on activism–tweeted a clip from her Netflix series, a parody makeup tutorial by Sarah Huckabee Sanders joking that her face is “a big fat biscuit” and that she looks old.

It’s baffling to look back at the past year in politics, to begin to wade through the number of protections rolled back by the administration, or the number of Friday afternoons interrupted by news existentially threatening our democracy, or the number of times the President has demonstrated severe and unchecked…