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Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line

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11/18/08 6:40pm

Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico]

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11/14/08 6:30pm

Officials are confirming that Hillary Clinton met with Barack Obama in Chicago to talk about a potential Cabinet slot. Two "senior Democratic officials" confirmed to the Huffington Post that Clinton was offered Secretary of State and asked for time to consider it, but she didn't admit to anything at a press conference…

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