And here you were thinking SXSW was dead just because you heard Taco Bell was selling Soylent-flavored Chalupas shaped like QR codes for 69 cents outside the Spotify x Kangol Anal Bleaching Hut this year!

Hillary Clinton Might Not Want Barack When Ted's On The Other Line

Megan Carpentier

11/18/08 6:40pm

Hillary Clinton has not agreed to be Obama's Secretary of State even if she is officially offered it. [Politico]

A Weekend Of Talks For Obama, And Decisions For Clinton?

Megan Carpentier

11/14/08 6:30pm

Officials are confirming that Hillary Clinton met with Barack Obama in Chicago to talk about a potential Cabinet slot. Two "senior Democratic officials" confirmed to the Huffington Post that Clinton was offered Secretary of State and asked for time to consider it, but she didn't admit to anything at a press conference…

Relatably, Barack Obama Is Skipping Nancy Reagan's Funeral to Go to SXSW

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