Today on the Dumbest Timeline: Steven Seagal Picked to 'Improve' Russian & U.S. Relations

Actor Steven Seagal, whose martial arts film credits include several direct-to-video Golden Raspberry winners and whose life credits include several charges of sexual assault, has been appointed Russia’s special representative to the United States, in an effort to “improve Russian-American relations.” If helping to…

Russian Burger King Apologizes for Offering Free Whoppers to Women Impregnated by Soccer Stars

The World Cup is in full swing and, unsurprisingly, some people (or brands) are getting a little too eager about it. On Tuesday, Burger King published a promotion on VK—the Russian version of Facebook—stating that it would award 3 million Russian rubles (around $47,000) and a lifetime supply of Whopper burgers to…