Queen With Golden Piano Seemingly Out of Touch
The 92-year-old Queen of England, known for living in a palace and spending taxpayer money, is being lambasted on…
Meghan Markle's Christmas Gift to the Queen Was an Adequate Curtsy
This Christmas is Meghan Markle’s first as an official royal, and so it was important—nay, imperative—that she nail her…
This Week in Tabloids: She's Fucking Pregnant!!!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup. This week, everyone’s freaking out about Meghan Markle’s…
Let's Take a Moment to Look at Princess Eugenie's Pinterest
Due to the upswing in royal family media coverage (thanks, Meghan!) suddenly peripheral members of the crew are now…
Royal Weddings Are Gay Now
The British Royal Family endured its first same-sex wedding over the weekend, and—somehow—the monarchy is still intact.…
Saturday Night Social: England Made a Life-Sized Dollhouse of Heaven
LONDON, ENGLAND–A combination of the dark arts, monarch worship, and the twisted minds of Madame Tussaud’s House of…
Does the Royal Family Have a Secret Handshake: a Thomas Markle Hunch
🚨THOMAS MARKLE UPDATE🚨: Thomas Markle was (surprise!) available for his weekend Sun interview, and he has soundbytes.…
Meghan Markle’s Dad Is Really Bumming Me Out These Days
Here are some things Thomas Markle, Duchess Meghan’s father, has said in a series of “exclusive” interviews with…
Saturday Night Social: Tonight, Pour Beer on Your Head for Your New Best Friend England
Oh England, who delighted America so thoroughly with her eight-month-long wedding blow-out, whose pompous hats we…
Meghan Markle’s Royal 'About' Page Makes No Mention of Her Most Important Achievements
The American woman formerly known as Meghan Markle and currently known as the Duchess of Sussex officially joined Great…
The Royal Wedding Playlist Is Gonna Be Wild
Thanks to Tom Bower’s unauthorized Prince Charles biography, a sensational portrait of a paranoid scrooge who shrieks…
The Royal Baby Prince Louis Will, Unfortunately, Always Be Outranked by My Prince Louis
The new royal baby has a name: Prince Louis Arthur Charles. A new tiny baby with a right propah unwieldy Anglo name!…
The Queen's Birthday Team Called, and Shaggy Was Available
Shaggy–Shaggy of the old “butt naked bangin’ on the bathroom floor” tune–performed at the Queen’s 92nd birthday party…
Royal Baby 3 Watch and Encampment Is on, but Where Is England?
In behavior which Americans might call “stalkerish,” and the British call “well-wishing,” subjects are staking out St.…
This Book of Prince Charles Demands Is Stupendous
Author Tom Bower has delivered to royal gossip media a gift basket to last til the end of our lives, via the Daily Mail.…
Now Meghan Markle's Half-Sister's Ex-Husband Is Weighing In!
Remember Meghan Markle’s half-sister, Samantha Grant? The one who is reportedly writing a tell-all about her…
So How Ballsy Is the Lifetime Channel Willing to Get With This Harry & Meghan Movie?
The Lifetime Channel has dropped its last vestige of propriety and dumped this on the doorstep of Buckingham Palace: Har…
Kit Harington Managed Not to Look Mariah Carey in the Boobs
Kit Harington had an interaction with Mariah Carey in which he would have been free to glance at her breasts, but…
Rude: Kylie Jenner Might Have Had the Baby Already
Baby bump detectives (everyone) are working hard on Kylie Jenner’s warped pregnancy timeline, and the puzzle is…
Ed Sheeran Can't Stop Blowing It With the Royals, Must Die
Ed Sheeran, who is currently awaiting his fate in the Tower of London, violated royal protocol when he touched Prince…