American Duke Charlie Sheen Is Engaged (Again)
The Sheen men— Martin, Charlie and Emilio — are a prime example of American celebrity nobility, so, to mock the absurd…
Noted Word Thief Shia LaBeouf Storms Out of Berlin Press Conference
Shia LaBeouf, that dust devil of celebrity angst, swirled out of a press conference in Berlin for Lars von Trier's new…
Beyoncé Has Already Upstaged the Super Bowl Halftime Show
Sensing, perhaps, that last year's Super Bowl halftime act would be hard to beat and that Bruno Mars already had enough…
Apparent Stalker Arrested Creeping Around Selena Gomez's House
Being a celebrity is probably awesome about 85 percent of the time. Then there's the time you spend fending off…
North Korea Pitchman Dennis Rodman Checks Into Rehab
Clutching a badly frayed passport and a Nike duffel, former rebounding legend and Michael Jordan acquaintance Dennis…
Detectives Really Want Justin Bieber to Be Charged with Felony Egging
Minor Batman villain Justin Bieber allegedly savaged a neighbor's house with chicken ovulation, which was probably both…
Ian McKellen May Have Accidentally Outed More Than One Hobbit Co-Star
The merchandizing tabula rasa known colloquially as Sir Ian McKellen may have outed at least one of his Hobbit co-stars…
Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her
Residually famous person Jay Mohr was apparently a dick to Alyssa Milano about the weight she put on after she grew a…
Justin Bieber's Totally Not Retiring, Say Justin Bieber's Party People
Sure, Justin Bieber said he's retiring, but how much can we really trust Justin Bieber? He drives around in a…
Britney Spears Began Her Career in Las Vegas Purgatory Last Night
This is who Britney Spears is now: a Las Vegas performer who's ripped off some Cirque de Soleil productions so she can…
Lindsay Lohan Is Writing a Book About Rehab, Obviously
Lindsay Lohan, your favorite movie star who no longer does movies (after Christian Slater, obviously), is now doing…
Susan Boyle Says She's Been Diagnosed with Asperger's
Susan Boyle, of the spotlight-stealing Boyles, revealed in a recent interview with The Observer that she's been…
Stop Everything: Cary Elwes Is Writing a Princess Bride Memoir
Nothing against Cary Elwes (who I'm sure is a fine and diligent writer), but if anyone is going to write a memoir about…
Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Didn't Really Compare Acting to Soldiering
Yesterday, word spread that ageless human branding mechanism Tom Cruise had been quoted comparing his job (as a…
Unlike His Collaborator Barneys, Jay Z Wants to Avoid 'Snap Judgments'
People are pretty frustrated that Jay Z hasn't yet ended his clothing deal with Barneys New York in the wake of allegati…
Amid Religious Protests, Ke$ha De-Glitters, Cancels Malaysian Concert
Though it certainly isn't the first time a pop singer has had to cancel her concert in a southeast Asian country thanks…
Justin Bieber Touched a Stripper's Butt with His Wizard Fingers
Yesterday, we all learned that Justin Bieber isn't just an incredibly rich and expertly-coiffed pop star — he's also…
Vanity Fair May Discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's Extramarital Gooping
A new sodium-laced report about the GOOP-y bombshell Vanity Fair is about to drop in its Gwyneth Paltrow cover story…
Terry Richardson Is the Creepiest and Wealthiest Photographer Around [UPDATE]
Saturday Night Live passed us by without any new developments in the Miley Cyrus/Sinéad O'Connor feud, but there's…
Miley Cyrus Plans on Escalating Her Sinéad O'Connor Feud on SNL
There's a rumor going 'round this fine morning that Miley Cyrus will use her hosting/musical guest privileges tonight…