Rihanna, who famously takes her wine glasses to go, not necessarily drinking from them, but more like taking them for a stroll–accessorizing with beach wine, winter wine, meeting wine, runway wine, road wine, exit wine, dgaf wine, also dgaf wine–has, after years, been asked what the deal is.

Because we are women and therefore simple creatures who are easily enticed by a movie with a cast of all women, the Jezebel staff had been hotly anticipating Ocean’s 8 for awhile. For months, we would walk past promotional posters (“Every Con Has Its Pros,” they read) and would think, Good tagline! We’d then proceed…

Sorry, Brad, George, Matt, Don, and Andy. Ocean’s 8, the women-led spin-off of the celebrity-studded and decidedly dudely heist franchise, has officially beat out its predecessors at the box office.

Last night, the eight stars of Ocean’s 8, a heist movie featuring jewel thieves who are also women, walked down a red carpet on a beautiful New York City evening and for the most part, everyone looked great. However, Rihanna was there. That means she won. I’m sorry.

There are no winners or losers here, just Rihanna whizzing down Sunset Boulevard in a Rolls-Royce leaving a trail of men’s hearts dashed by the wayside on a carpet of Giorgio Baldi wine glass shards. MediaTakeout News reports that “one of Rihanna’s gals” told them that Rihanna broke up with billionaire Hassan Jameel …

Bella Hadid is on the cover of June’s Harper’s Bazaar, interviewed by her sister Gigi, and for some reason, the only thing People chose to focus on when they picked that item up is that Bella has a difficult time smiling.

Celeb news ebbs and flows with wonder and horror, and that’s my intro into today’s terror-filled Dirt Bag: According to the Hollywood Reporter, on Thursday a man identified as Eduardo Leon was arrested inside Rihanna’s house, where he’d allegedly been for an entire day after disabling the alarm system. As we know from …

The rigid minds in the industry love to call the Met Gala “fashion prom,” but this year, it’s something else: the afterworld. A world of neverending happiness; you can always see the sun, day or night. There’s a lot of wiggle room in its 2018 theme, “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and with…

You always sort of know what you’re getting into with a Vogue profile, especially if the subject is promoting something specific like a movie or a clothing line. There will be quotes about how hands-on they are, how they just completely disappear into a role. Maybe our female subject will be ogled by a man! You get it.

I initially wrote off Rihanna’s upcoming lingerie collection, Savage X Fenty, assuming designs would be cute but would be lacking on the size front. But yesterday I stumbled upon this video on Rihanna’s Instagram, and immediately went to the website. I’m a sucker.

I think Rihanna might be trapped in the Black Lodge.

“I’m a beautician to pubic hair,” CupcakKe said happily during a Sunday afternoon interview in the Jezebel studio. “If you need your pubic hair styled, come to meeee!”

Rihanna’s impact, y’all.

After Snapchat removed and apologized for a particularly awful advertisement asking users if they would rather “punch Chris Brown” or “slap Rihanna,” the pop singer has responded on Instagram.

Snapchat has removed an ad that ran on the app asking users if they would rather “slap Rihanna” or “punch Chris Brown.”

Lingerie made by Rihanna(‘s factory), designed by Rihanna, and sold to you by Rihanna will NOT make you look like Rihanna, but it’s bound to be hot as fuck!!

Due to unseasonably amazing East Coast weather today and my extreme affection for the present moment and no other, this story reminded me that it’s been kind of chilly in the past, and will be cold tomorrow. That fucking sucks. Also, why does Jennifer Lawrence have to deal with this temperature-shaming shit? Other…

Rihanna, February 20—The spring lion showed up early this year, as winter’s quiet edge was interrupted by RIHANNA CONCLUDING HER SATURN RETURN, Y’ALL! Yes: the god almighty Rihzanza, creator of heaven and cakes, celebrates her 30th birthday today, a Pisces through and through; this month Susan Miller was like, “You…

The headline for Project Runway OG Christian Siriano’s tenth NYFW show is that he got Danielle Brooks, Selma Blair, and Ashley Graham to walk, which is pretty fucking great. Plus he orchestrated a situation in which attendees Laverne Cox, Whoopi Goldberg, Meg Ryan, Cardi B, Rihanna, and Molly Shannon all sat in a row,…

Robyn Rihanna Fenty, who has previously been heralded as the most surefire bet to boost your business, presumably spent her year stacking chips. In addition to filming movies (Valerian, Ocean’s 8) and releasing hit singles with Future, DJ Khaled, and Kendrick Lamar, she expanded her signature line with Puma and…