Rihanna and Donald Glover are hanging out in Cuba for what’s rumored to be a movie shoot for director Hiro Murai’s next project. But in the words of Sister Aloysius Beauvier, “I HAVE DOUBTS!”

Now that Rihanna has appeared on the cover of British Vogue with pencil-thin eyebrows drawn on her face, it’s only a matter of time before a bunch of people who are NOT on the cover of British Vogue make like Rihanna and do this to their eyebrows as well.

Just as every square is a rectangle but not every rectangle a square, sometimes women feel fine about their bodies without ever having to learn to embrace them. You wouldn’t know this after reading Rihanna’s media coverage of late, which seems determined to position her as some kind of body positivity icon, simply for…

It is a truth far from universally acknowledged that Rihanna’s ANTI is Rihanna’s most texturally interesting and compelling work to date. To that end, I’d follow Rihanna off a cliff. Which is why I’m over the moon to hear she’s allegedly working on a reggae album, a move that makes almost too much sense within the…

The Navy misses nothing.

Far be it from me to criticize an enterprising young woman who takes to the New York City streets on an 85-degree day to sell the LGBTQ community and allies cups of lemonade at $2 a pop, even (or especially?) if that young woman is 12-year-old celebrity progeny Suri Cruise.

Rihanna, who famously takes her wine glasses to go, not necessarily drinking from them, but more like taking them for a stroll–accessorizing with beach wine, winter wine, meeting wine, runway wine, road wine, exit wine, dgaf wine, also dgaf wine–has, after years, been asked what the deal is.

Because we are women and therefore simple creatures who are easily enticed by a movie with a cast of all women, the Jezebel staff had been hotly anticipating Ocean’s 8 for awhile. For months, we would walk past promotional posters (“Every Con Has Its Pros,” they read) and would think, Good tagline! We’d then proceed…

Sorry, Brad, George, Matt, Don, and Andy. Ocean’s 8, the women-led spin-off of the celebrity-studded and decidedly dudely heist franchise, has officially beat out its predecessors at the box office.

Last night, the eight stars of Ocean’s 8, a heist movie featuring jewel thieves who are also women, walked down a red carpet on a beautiful New York City evening and for the most part, everyone looked great. However, Rihanna was there. That means she won. I’m sorry.

There are no winners or losers here, just Rihanna whizzing down Sunset Boulevard in a Rolls-Royce leaving a trail of men’s hearts dashed by the wayside on a carpet of Giorgio Baldi wine glass shards. MediaTakeout News reports that “one of Rihanna’s gals” told them that Rihanna broke up with billionaire Hassan Jameel …

Bella Hadid is on the cover of June’s Harper’s Bazaar, interviewed by her sister Gigi, and for some reason, the only thing People chose to focus on when they picked that item up is that Bella has a difficult time smiling.

Celeb news ebbs and flows with wonder and horror, and that’s my intro into today’s terror-filled Dirt Bag: According to the Hollywood Reporter, on Thursday a man identified as Eduardo Leon was arrested inside Rihanna’s house, where he’d allegedly been for an entire day after disabling the alarm system. As we know from …

The rigid minds in the industry love to call the Met Gala “fashion prom,” but this year, it’s something else: the afterworld. A world of neverending happiness; you can always see the sun, day or night. There’s a lot of wiggle room in its 2018 theme, “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and with…

You always sort of know what you’re getting into with a Vogue profile, especially if the subject is promoting something specific like a movie or a clothing line. There will be quotes about how hands-on they are, how they just completely disappear into a role. Maybe our female subject will be ogled by a man! You get it.

I initially wrote off Rihanna’s upcoming lingerie collection, Savage X Fenty, assuming designs would be cute but would be lacking on the size front. But yesterday I stumbled upon this video on Rihanna’s Instagram, and immediately went to the website. I’m a sucker.

I think Rihanna might be trapped in the Black Lodge.

“I’m a beautician to pubic hair,” CupcakKe said happily during a Sunday afternoon interview in the Jezebel studio. “If you need your pubic hair styled, come to meeee!”

Rihanna’s impact, y’all.

After Snapchat removed and apologized for a particularly awful advertisement asking users if they would rather “punch Chris Brown” or “slap Rihanna,” the pop singer has responded on Instagram.