On Wednesday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York, former Countess and current layperson Luann de Lesseps addressed her 2017 arrest in Palm Beach, Florida (during which she drunkenly threatened to kill a police officer), calling the experience “pathetic and so sad” while recounting the bleak as hell…
Allow me to present a theory: the tamer the Real Housewife tagline, the juicier the season.
The ladies of the Real Housewives of New York City were trapped on the pleasure cruise from hell, Page Six reports, with a day intended for sunbathing on the pristine shores of the Colombian coast ending with “the cast awash in vomit and fearing for their lives as their boat caught fire and started sinking.” Isn’t…
Luann de Lesseps of RHONY was arrested in Palm Beach early this morning for a drunken skirmish (a “rampage”! (TMZ)) with police officers. She has been released and will appear before a judge on January 25th and before a reality TV tribunal, date TBD.
Somebody run to Le Duane Readue and get Emmanuel Macron an eight-pack of triangle sponges and cold cream, because $10,000 a month on makeup is insane. In response to Le Point magazine’s report that he spent 26,000 euros on a makeup artist over three months, his administration states that “We called in a contractor as…
Real Housewives of New York City star and occasional cabaret singer Luann D’Agostino, formerly “Countess” Luann de Lesseps, would like for you, me, and all good citizens of the world to know that her marriage is amazing and she is extremely happy and she certainly does not regret giving up her title for a bald…
At some point, the Real Housewives of New York producers must have realized the best way to drive these women crazy is to lock them in a large luxury home, somewhere in the woods, preferably during the winter. This week, everyone packed their ridiculous boots and handles of Tito’s vodka and headed to Vermont, because…
Let’s get a few things clear from the jump: Ramona Singer is a monster. Jill Zarin is a monster. Bethenny Frankel is a monster. No one alive has ever been more determined to get married in Palm Beach than the artist formerly known as The Countess, one Luann D’Agostino.
You have my advanced apologies this week for including so many images of terrible men who look like infected stubbed toes. Not a lot I can do about that.
In anticipation of Wednesday night’s Real Housewives of New York premiere (Season 9, if you’re counting), this week’s DirtCast is a celebration of all things Bravo—but mostly Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules. Along with our guest Mariah Smith, who’s an associate producer responsible for research at Watch What…
I am skeptical anything could possibly top the masterpiece that was last season of the Real Housewives of New York, but the ladies are back and it certainly looks like they’re trying their hardest.
On Sunday, Real Housewife of New York and potential sheeple Bethenny Frankel posted a photograph that threatens to tear the entire fabric of our society apart.
A “source” has informed Radar Online that Tinsley Mortimer, fallen NYC socialite, will join next season of the Real Housewives of New York. Please let this be true.
It’s almost impossible to believe there was a time when Bravo edited the Real Housewives reunions into a single episode. Like the entirety of this season, I believe Bravo should do humanity a favor and just release the uncut footage of the Season 8 reunion because after last night I am fiending for more.
It’s finally come to an end. The eighth season of the Real Housewives of New York wrapped up Wednesday night and it lived up to the magnificence that was this entire season. If we’re talking about the New York franchise, every season must be compared to Season 3—when Bethenny and Jill’s relationship fell apart and, of…
Wednesday night’s Real Housewives of New York was part two of the women’s three episode Florida trip, and while the big cliff hanger was Bethenny’s reveal that LuAnn’s fiancé Tom has been unfaithful, the countess and her new boo’s at-risk engagement was not the only bad relationship.
If anyone ever decides to do a Real Housewives-themed remake of The Godfather, I think we’ve found our Vito Corleone in LuAnn “The Don” de Lesseps, because when you mess with her man, she will storm out of the restaurant before she’s even finished her hot toddy.
No, Johnny Depp, Amber Heard does not want to settle her domestic violence suit.
It’s 7:35 pm in the Berkshires, do you know where your sanity is? Remarkably, the Berkshires holiday trip from hell is still is not over and continues on this week’s episode of the Real Housewives of New York, where it feels like the concept of time has ceased to exist.
We’ve all been taught to look out for certain signs indicating that danger is coming: Where there’s lightning, there’s thunder. Pain in your left arm might mean a heart attack. And, when Bravo puts timestamps on a Real Housewives episode, shit is about to get wild.
