Vogue Says Red is In, Which Good Because No One Ever Wears Red
Was red ever considered gauche? Def not understanding how red is new but am really about that fiesta outfit right in…
Study: Women See Women in Red as a Sexual Menace
Apparently you can't wear a red cocktail dress without getting labeled a man-poaching Jezebel. Apologies to all the…
Happy Independence Day: Here's a New Taylor Swift Music Video
Happy 4th of July! On this holiday, Taylor Swift would like to remind you that she is free. Free from the tyranny of…
Big Smiles, Big Boobs and Shitloads of Sequins at the Latin Grammys
Last night at the 13th annual Latin Grammy Awards — held at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas — celebrities…
Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx
All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank…
Waitresses Wearing Red Make Better Tips, Because Red Is All About Sexy Sex
If we've learned anything about the color about the color red, it's that some people can't see it, that it's…
Now You Can Get Your Starbucks Drinks Without All the Extra Insects
First Starbucks switched to cochineal extract, a food coloring made from ground up bugs, to satisfy the demands of…
Starbucks Pisses Off Vegans
Whether you're a vegan or not, the idea of eating crushed up bugs is kind of upsetting—and yet a lot of us do it…
Red Makes You Sexy, Dumb, Attractive, and Repellent
A recent study says guys think women who wear red are up for sex — but this is just the latest in a long string of…
I've Got You, Beige
LA, Jan 29: Actress and award presenter Julia Stiles, who will play me in the Lifetime Original Movie wherein I am…
Ladies Love Guys Who Wear Red
Scientists say women are more attracted to men in red, because they see them as "higher in status." Unfortunately this…
The President Would Doubtless Approve!
Herewith, a dialectical and materialist Marxist critique of the Crayola crayon factory. But how can anything with that…
The Reds Of Their Eyes
The women's Olympic field hockey team from the UK have a way to deal with the thick smog in Beijing: red contact lenses.…
Will Bono Ever Find The Humanitarian Cause He Is Looking For?
- Because the continent of Africa is not enough, Bono has founded a nonprofit to ensure that our next president makes…