In Discovering The Hills, Jezebel will recap the first season of the show in honor of its imminent reboot (The Hills: New Beginnings, out 2019, does not feature Lauren Conrad.) My only knowledge of the original L.A. teen drama is in the form of this gif, so please join me as I watch the beloved program for the first…
“You don’t mess with Texas and you don’t mess with me,” LeeAnne Locken says in her Season 3 tagline for The Real Housewives of Dallas. You’d be wise to believe the carny kid turned bravolebrity—would you fuck with someone who once threatened to gut a castmate?
Meg Ryan (yes, her) and John Mellencamp (he sings the “Life goes on / long after the thrill of living is gone” song) are engaged.
In Discovering The Hills, Jezebel will recap the first season of the show in honor of its imminent reboot (The Hills: New Beginnings, out 2019, does not feature Lauren Conrad.) My only knowledge of the original L.A. teen drama is in the form of this gif, so please join me as I watch the beloved program for the first…
Reality TV isn’t a cesspool; it’s more a bottomless pit. Believe that you’ve seen the worst of it at your own peril—soon enough you’ll plunge to a new low. There will always be one. In my years of watching trash that incentivizes people to act like garbage, I’ve seen someone resort to shitting on the floor when…
The moon landing. The Kennedy assassination. “I’m not looking for a man. Let’s start there.” The 2016 election. These are events that define a generation—moments we’ll never forget, nor forget where we were when we learned that they’d happened. Is Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloé Kardashian one of those events? No.…
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 trailer left a lot to be desired in terms of compelling scandal (and it really just made me want to marathon the better Bravo series, Married to Medicine, instead). Because what is the franchise without its most prominent tea stirrers Phaedra, Kenya, and Sheree? Nonetheless,…
The only days I look forward to anymore are: 1) National Cat Day, and 2) days when a new season of Vanderpump Rules premieres. Finally, we have the trailer for Season 7 of the show—another tragic season of cast members denying cheating rumors, of being friends with the people they despise most in the world, and of…
In Discovering The Hills, Jezebel will recap the first season of the show in honor of its imminent reboot (The Hills: New Beginnings, out 2019, does not feature Lauren Conrad.) My only knowledge of the original L.A. teen drama is in the form of this gif, so please join me as I watch the beloved program for the first…
A mark of a great Real Housewives season—besides the always turbulent, never peaceful vacation episodes involving a getaway with a group of one’s closest enemies—is when a fight happens while everyone’s dressed up in costume. Why is Cleopatra fighting with a corpse bride? Why are these sexy firefighters tussling? Oh…
There are so many reasons to cry on Terrace House, the Japanese reality show about six strangers living together while preparing simple curries and trying to date one another. You cry because your girlfriend has callously prepared and eaten the meat you were saving for yourself and you are no longer sure if your…
When Kid Nation premiered on CBS in September 2007, it was quick to attract comparisons to Lord of the Flies, William Golding’s dystopic novel about a “society” of boys plane-wrecked on a desert island (these days, The Hunger Games would probably be a more current analogy). In rounding up the reviews, Jezebel…
In the previous season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, a now Phaedra-free zone, the cast members dealt with the aftermath of the lesbian scandal that rocked the nation. While the dust settled between some (i.e. Porsha tried to make amends with Kandi), the dust between others continued to gather into a large petty dust…
Corinne Olympios, one of the few memorable contestants on Season 22 of The Bachelor featuring Nick Viall, has a theory about the next Bachelor contestant Colton Underwood, who claims he’s a virgin.
The rumors are true: Honey Boo Boo is coming to Dancing with the Stars: Juniors, along with Miles Brown from black-ish and Bristol Palin’s child.
Monday night brought us a new season of Dancing with the Stars and a very smiley Tinashe. Look out world, this is a new stage in Tinashe’s career, and she is leaning in and smizing her heart out.
On Thursday, your virgin Bachelor and mine, Colton Underwood, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show to “meet” three contestants from his upcoming season, which is scheduled to air on ABC in January. The ladies are certainly sweet and end-of-episode-blooper-reel ready (one woman, Sydney, offers the misremembered pickup…
“You don’t go in between family!!!” a voice screeches from beyond the ether, and it belongs to Teresa Giudice, who’s here to lay down the rules of communication between blood relatives of Italian descent in the trailer for Season 9 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Lifetime has bagged David Tutera—whom you will likely recognize from his show on their competitor network, WE TV; and a major reality TV celebrity to me, somebody who spent the mid-2010s absolutely obsessed with his schtick—for an “eight-part reality event series.” Directly into my veins, thanks!
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