Pageant Queen Hannah B. Will Be the Next Bachelorette
After a largely disappointing Bachelor season—and a finale that ended with a serenade by Adult Contemporary radio…
Open Thread: Colton Underwood Searches for Cassie in the Bachelor Finale, Part 2
Season 23 of The Bachelor will reach its natural conclusion Tuesday night, and then we can take a long national nap…
Maybe She's Just Not That Into You
In the first part of The Bachelor’s Season 23 finale, Colton Underwood broke up with his two remaining contestants,…
Open Thread: Colton Underwood Must Make a Choice in The Bachelor Finale, Part 1
After 20 hours of nail-bitting entertainment and only one instance of fence-hopping, the Bachelor finale is here.…
Did The Real Housewives of New York Premiere Prove It's the Only Good Show About Women?
Unabashed in its approach to documenting the sprawling lives of its subjects, The Real Housewives of New York is often…
The Bachelor Contestants Have a Mature Duel Using a Pacifier
On Tuesday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor…
Um HELLO! Sammi Sweetheart Is Engaged and Not to Ronnay
After years and years and years and years and years and years, episodes and episodes and episodes and episodes of Jersey…
'He Just Jumped the Fucking Fence': The Bachelor Has Left the Building
On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe…
I Love This Episode of The Real Housewives of Congressional Hearings
We made it to the weekend.
The Masked Singer Reaches Its Inevitably Absurd Conclusion
At one point in Wednesday’s season finale of The Masked Singer, Nicole Scherzinger (the best judge of anything this…
Colton Meets the Dads in The Bachelor Week 8
On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe…
Khloé Kardashian Is Not the Next Bachelorette, but She Should Be
Apparently, there was a rumor that Khloé Kardashian was going to find her next husband on The Bachelorette, and now…
Un Chien Pimple Popper
“Obviously I don’t want to nick an eyeball,” said Dr. Pimple Popper regarding a surgery she performed this episode. And…
The Masked Singer Wonders If You Should Say It Like 'En' Vogue or 'On' Vogue
The most riveting thing about this week’s episode of The Masked Singer wasn’t the double elimination that unveiled some…
All Hail the Return of Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules' Most Delightful Bad Guy
In Monday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, the cast, immune to growth and self-control, did the very thing that…
The Bachelor, Week 7: Colton Doesn't Choo-Choo-Choose Heather
On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe…
Dr. Pimple Popper and the Couple That Pops Together
On this week’s episode of Dr. Pimple Popper, we met Ken and Kim. She’s a popaholic, he has a body full of clogged pores…
The Masked Singer and the Jackson Who Is an Alien
This show never made more (which is to say less) sense than when a man dressed as a peacock sang the Weeknd’s ode to…
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 Premiere Makes a Strong Case for Class War
In eight seasons, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has successfully strung together four decades of cultural history…