Dr. Pimple Popper, a show full of things I can’t quite believe that I’m seeing even though I tune in every week, will return for a second season in January 2019. That’s about five months away, so do keep your barf bags handy.
The Real Housewives reunion couch is a place where dreams and nightmares collide. It’s a place for the cast to show off their most woefully glamorous outfits. It’s a night where everyone’s outfit is some dreadful combination of wedding, prom night, Cinderella ball, and Super Sweet 16 gone wrong. What’s most…
Watching Dr. Sandra Lee extract sacs of fat from the necks, legs, backs, and armpits of long-suffering strangers is an activity best enjoyed with friends, but this week, I must go it alone.
Love Island, an objectively perfect British reality show with roughly 55 episodes per season, is coming to America.
Though I barely watched the previous season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and was unable to finish it, out of boredom (I would much rather spend time on Terrace House), it’s safe to say the Beverly Hills part of the franchise needed a fresh pint of “housewife” blood to keep it fresh. That person will be Denise…
If you’re looking to escape the drudgery of your current existence, where problems and sweat and summer ennui conspire to ruin your chill vibes, might I suggest a visit to Love Island?
Max Joseph, one-half of MTV’s Catfish, is leaving the show after seven seasons to pursue artistic endeavors outside of humiliating lonely people on reality TV.
Reality television romances rarely evoke emotion other than schadenfreude, Debordian fascination, or derangement. The closest thing to a fascinating reality romance in America right now is that of Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, whose whirlwind love and compulsive watchability combined with seamy speculation on…
The man we all figured would win The Bachelorette—after he scored the first impression rose and a smooch on night one—has won the heart of Becca Kufrin. Garrett Yrigoyen is Kufrin’s new fiancé, in what turned out to be one of the most predictable Bachelorette seasons in history.
“A cyst poot is sometimes when you remove contents from the skin and the skin is a little bit floppy—it can make noises,” Dr. Pimple Popper informs us this week. “And so, yes, sometimes you get cyst poots.” Cue the “The More You Know” bumper...
New York Times best-selling author Jessica Knoll’s second novel, The Favorite Sister, is set on a fictitious reality show called Goal Diggars—a sort of Real Housewives meets Project Runway where five female entrepreneurs turn their startup business narratives into familiar Bravo plot lines. While they raise capital…
MTV International is preparing a reality TV show called The Royal World, based on the comings and goings of random lesser aristocrats from around the world, which sounds like a delightful and highly entertaining mess.
Lindsay Lohan might have joined the MTV family, but she’s still Lindsay Lohan. We know this because that’s exactly what she tells us in the teaser for her upcoming MTV reality show, per People.
Last week’s episode of Dr. Pimple Popper nearly broke us, but this week’s episode felt...tame, somehow, in comparison. Perhaps it’s because of the lack of fluids that resemble soft cheese—or maybe it’s because our constitutions, stomachs, and hearts are growing ever stronger.
A bunch of the Real Housewives are reselling some of their clothing online for charity, which, okay! That makes sense! What I don’t follow is why anyone would try to get rid of this tube top. It’s great!
After the nuclear holocaust, they say, all that will be left are cockroaches and Cher. I actually don’t know if they say that, but I did hear Cher once saying on television that they say that. So at the very least, Cher says that. But what would Cher say about the child sometimes known as Honey Boo Boo joining her and…
Since we didn’t dry up and die like a popped lipoma after watching the first episode of TLC’s deliriously gross new series Dr. Pimple Popper, we’re back to chat about what the hell is going on in episode 2 and what it’s doing to our constitutions. Join us if you dare.
The chaos of reality TV is an addiction so comfortable, so absolute that anything less tends to feel abnormal. The barefaced fabrication of Love and Hip-Hop, the demure, petty drama of Real Housewives—it’s all easily digestible. But recently, my heart has pulled me in a polar direction, toward a show with an…
ABC has announced that it’s pulling the second episode of its Bachelor-esque reality show The Proposal, after a woman accused one of its contestants of setting up a sexual assault.
If you’re a Lost fan who’s still mad about how the series ended eight years ago, maybe this reality show will fill the void. It is basically a sequel.
