New DWTS Cast: Betsey Johnson and the Dude from Mean Girls
The new cast of Dancing with the Stars has been announced and it certainly is interesting, featuring fashion designer…
Peak Catfish: Woman Is Duped by the Same Person Twice
MTV's Catfish is quite possibly the most ridiculous show currently on television—making it one of my absolute…
ABC Tested the Voting System for Rising Star and It Was Super Awkward
During Monday night's episode of The Bachelorette, ABC used their audience to make sure the online voting system for…
LeAnn & Eddie Will Be a Vindictive Shit Show
In the three-minute preview of their new VH1 reality series, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian reference Eddie's ex-wife…
I Wanna Marry Harry Contestants Told Basically Nothing About Show
We're regrettably, deliciously neck deep in another reality competition show that aims to finally, decisively prove to…
I Wanna Marry Harry Is Manipulative and Gross, But I'm Still Watching
Last night Fox premiered summer reality show I Wanna Marry Harry, in which twelve American women are flown to a castle…
Did Tori Spelling Fake a Cheating Scandal to Land a New Reality Show?
Tori Spelling's new reality show True Tori is supposed to document—practically in real time—her marital problems with…
Producers May Be Manipulating Who Wins on The Voice
NBC's singing competition show The Voice distinguishes itself from American Idol by holding "blind" auditions, but like …
I Re-Watched Reality Bites and It's Basically a Manual for Shitheads
Few things have shaped my existence more profoundly than the realization, courtesy of the 1994 film Reality Bites, that…
The Real World Has Actually Gotten Really Real in Meta Moment
On last night's episode of The Real World, two cast members went into the ladies room of a noisy nightclub so they…
Everyone Hates Bachelor Juan Pablo
On Monday night's episode of The Bachelor, a lovely young woman named Clare had a sultry 4 am rendezvous in the ocean…
#RichKids of Beverly Hills Is So Bad It's Bad
No, it's not a parody or a skit. It's an actual show with real people who are genuinely vapid—or at least, don't care…
Bruce Jenner's Skin Cancer Creates Reality TV Continuity Problems
Bruce Jenner had a big chunk of his nose chopped off last autumn to remove a Basal cell carcinoma. The healing stages…
Did Dance Moms Leak a Fake Arrest to the Media?
Kelly Hyland—one of the moms on Lifetime's reality hit Dance Moms—was arrested and booked for assault and harassment…
Farrah Abraham Faked Having a Boyfriend to Get on 'Couples Therapy'
Perhaps Farrah Abraham has grown accustomed to faking it on camera, which is why she thought it would be no biggie to…
Spencer Pratt Gained 50 lbs Eating His Emotions
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were back on TV last night for an E! special about being destroyed by reality TV.…
Real World: Ex-Plosion Will Be a Circus of Misery
Reality TV continues on as a medium, never wavering from its dogged path towards becoming a sadistic ritual…
Big Brother Turns Into a Racist Shit Show as Black Woman Gets Harassed
This season of Big Brother has been remarkable for having the most bigoted, openly hateful cast members in the reality…
Deluded Joe Francis Insists He Is Not Controlling His Girlfriend
The dynamic between Girls Gone Wilder founder Joe Francis and his girlfriend Abbey Wilson—featured this season on…
'Real Housewives of NYC' Cast Caught Staging, Re-filming Scenes
The cast and crew of The Real Housewives of New York City were filming in Southampton over the weekend, where onlookers…