Lisa Vanderpump—bajillionaire restauranteur, longtime California resident who inexplicably continues to speak with an English accent, and namesake of the best reality TV show, Vanderpump Rules—will be leaving the Bravo show that made her famous: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Vanderpump was one of the first,…
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 11 trailer left a lot to be desired in terms of compelling scandal (and it really just made me want to marathon the better Bravo series, Married to Medicine, instead). Because what is the franchise without its most prominent tea stirrers Phaedra, Kenya, and Sheree? Nonetheless,…
A mark of a great Real Housewives season—besides the always turbulent, never peaceful vacation episodes involving a getaway with a group of one’s closest enemies—is when a fight happens while everyone’s dressed up in costume. Why is Cleopatra fighting with a corpse bride? Why are these sexy firefighters tussling? Oh…
Rose McGowan is done with Hollywood, apparently. The Sunday Times interviewed McGowan and writes that she “swears she will never act again,” in order to remain critical of the industry. Not that she has any trouble doing that currently. “I just think they’re douchebags,” she says.
In the previous season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, a now Phaedra-free zone, the cast members dealt with the aftermath of the lesbian scandal that rocked the nation. While the dust settled between some (i.e. Porsha tried to make amends with Kandi), the dust between others continued to gather into a large petty dust…
“You don’t go in between family!!!” a voice screeches from beyond the ether, and it belongs to Teresa Giudice, who’s here to lay down the rules of communication between blood relatives of Italian descent in the trailer for Season 9 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Wow, epic. Not only did a recent Delta Airlines flight from New York’s J.F.K. International Airport to Nice, France have to turn around in the sky because of a jammed toilet, we now know that Andy Cohen, a man whom Britney Spears has never heard of, was on that flight. His vacation? Inconvenienced.
The Real Housewives reunion couch is a place where dreams and nightmares collide. It’s a place for the cast to show off their most woefully glamorous outfits. It’s a night where everyone’s outfit is some dreadful combination of wedding, prom night, Cinderella ball, and Super Sweet 16 gone wrong. What’s most…
Though I barely watched the previous season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and was unable to finish it, out of boredom (I would much rather spend time on Terrace House), it’s safe to say the Beverly Hills part of the franchise needed a fresh pint of “housewife” blood to keep it fresh. That person will be Denise…
Real Housewives of New York City star Luann de Lesseps has reportedly checked out of rehab after three weeks and is already back to being all about that cabaret life.
A bunch of the Real Housewives are reselling some of their clothing online for charity, which, okay! That makes sense! What I don’t follow is why anyone would try to get rid of this tube top. It’s great!
Bravo is overflowing with new shows this year, but sadly there’s a limited amount of cities to get Real Housewives screaming at each other in (Real Housewives of Milwaukee, debuting in 2020?) and so—instead of an area code—they’re making moves to take over an entire decade.
Let’s begin with a sarcastic slow cap to Kim Zolciak-Biermann for her performance as “white woman victim No. 45948358493” on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
After a relatively boring season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, the highlight of which was when Cynthia turned everybody on in her sexual 50 Cent costume, The Real Housewives of Potomac’s third season is already outpacing Altanta’s in terms of drama and ridiculousness. While every Housewives franchise is…
The ladies of Potomac have reached that point of nirvana every Real Housewives franchise experiences in which, after a couple OK seasons, the cast members’ marital issues rise all the way to the top and their facades crack like bad foundation, exacerbated by the fact that they have cameras in their faces all the time…
After a lackluster ninth season, Real Housewives of New York is returning for its big tenth (TENTH!) and just like the skin around the cast members’ eyes and mouths, the ladies’ sanity and penchant for drama is being stretched past what you thought was humanly possible.
It’s been an exciting holiday season in Palm Beach, what with its part-time presidential resident coming home to roost, and Real Housewives of New York’s Luann de Lesseps getting charged with multiple felonies there, allegedly for being intoxicated and violent toward a cop on Sunday.
It’s deeply painful for me to say this: Bravo’s Real Housewives, once the most riveting franchise on all of television, is going stale.
Bravo wants to film another Real Housewives franchise in the great, messy state of Florida, but where?
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