Try to Guess What Republicans in Congress Want to Do to Planned Parenthood
Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul is trying, once again, to defund Planned Parenthood.
Rand Paul's Neighbor Gave Himself Second Degree Burns Setting an Errant Stick Pile on Fire
New court documents have surfaced revealing more definitive details about the mysterious case of Rand Paul getting…
A Roundtable Weenie Roast, Plus Some Deep Speculation About Rand Paul
Grab a seat around the roaring campfire of Big Time Dicks and a big stick, because this week on the podcast we’re…
Guess the Senate Republicans Had a Tax Plan After All
If you sliced open my brain right now, you’d find the cross-section of a weird ham sandwich.
What the Frick Is Going on With Rand Paul and His Neighbor, Someone Tell Me Right Now
Okay, so we’ve been over the basics of this bizarre Rand Paul story, but let’s skim through it once more, because there…
The Republican Tax Plan Would Add $1.7 Trillion to That Deficit They're All So Concerned About
Personally, I will not allow the barf in this bag to ruin my nice day, and neither should you.
Did Senator Rand Paul Actually Get the Shit Beaten Out of Him Over a Landscaping Dispute?
The curious case of Sen. Rand Paul’s out-of-nowhere assault by his Bowling Green, Kentucky neighbor Rene Boucher has…
Rand Paul Suffers Five Broken Ribs After He Was Attacked By His Neighbor
Senator Rand Paul is recovering from five broken ribs and bruises to his lungs after his neighbor attacked him outside…
Shocking Footage Surfaces of Me After I Hooked Up With a Friend in College and Then Ran Into Him at the Deli
I’m not sure what’s going on between Rand Paul and Donald Trump at this executive order signing, but it is really…
Spicer Really, Really Doesn't Wanna Say Whether Trump Taped White House Conversations
Kind of rude of everybody to keep asking, no?
Someone Please Sneak Me Into Rand Paul's Class on 'Dystopian Visions'
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul, quasi-Libertarian and former quasi-ophthalmologist, is teaching a class next semester at…
White House Aide Sebastian Gorka Says He's Not a Member of Nazi-Affiliated Group
I’m looking forward to Eleanor Catton’s new novel about the apocalypse. Until it’s released, we can live this far less…
Would You Have Sex With Failed Presidential Candidate Rand Paul?
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that…
Every Single Presidential Candidate Is a Character From The Lord of the Rings
On this frigid January humpday, ophthalmologist and Republican presidential candidate Rand Paul took to his Facebook to…
Rand Paul Boycotts Undercard Debate, Because the Media, Polls, Reality Can't Tell Him What to Do
After months of poll numbers collapsing like a once proud but increasingly weary hairdo, Rand Paul was relegated to the…
Rand Paul: Socialist Bernie Sanders Probably Isn't Going to Kill Millions of People, I Guess
Nothing stokes the fires of Senator Rand Paul’s righteous, curly indignation like socialism, which he thinks is bad,…
Rand Paul and Chris Christie Will Prepare for Tonight's Debate in Toilet Rooms
Politico had a beautiful and perfect story late Tuesday about preparations for the next Republican debate, taking place…
So What's Everyone Wearing to Rand Paul's Halloween Party?
Okay, it’s so annoying how there are like five different Halloween parties I have to go to, and I have to come up for a…