He could have lived a healthy, covid-free life if not for those meddling CDC guidelines forcing him to wear.a…

On Friday morning, President Trump signed legislation easing restrictions on covid-19 relief loans for small…

This morning White House coronavirus task force medical advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci testified before the U.S. Senate…

Rand Paul, senator and famed prick, is on the mend after contracting covid-19, and he has a coronabeard to show for…

If you asked me to explain the many twists and turns the impeachment trial has taken in the last few days, I would…

Contemplating replacing Diet Dr. Pepper with White Claw for the foreseeable future. Don’t forget to vote today, if…

Cry Time closes out a bad week. Long live Splinter.

Meghan McCain took Friday off of The View this week for “personal reasons.” If I didn’t know any better, I might…

Well, I did it. I filled the whole bag.

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul is trying, once again, to defund Planned Parenthood.

Let’s just get this over with, shall we?

New court documents have surfaced revealing more definitive details about the mysterious case of Rand Paul getting…

Grab a seat around the roaring campfire of Big Time Dicks and a big stick, because this week on the podcast we’re…

If you sliced open my brain right now, you’d find the cross-section of a weird ham sandwich.

Okay, so we’ve been over the basics of this bizarre Rand Paul story, but let’s skim through it once more, because…

Personally, I will not allow the barf in this bag to ruin my nice day, and neither should you.

The curious case of Sen. Rand Paul’s out-of-nowhere assault by his Bowling Green, Kentucky neighbor Rene Boucher has…

Senator Rand Paul is recovering from five broken ribs and bruises to his lungs after his neighbor attacked him…

I’m not sure what’s going on between Rand Paul and Donald Trump at this executive order signing, but it is really…

Kind of rude of everybody to keep asking, no?