A Puppy, Wee Wee Pads, Doggy Treats, and a New Influx of All-Black Clothes
Welcome to Shit I Bought, a column where we recap the life-changing beauty and fashion purchases of various staffers—and also just stuff we bought on a whim.
FYI The Puppy’s Name Is Sushi
Good morning everyone! It’s a beautiful day here in Brooklyn, New York. The sun is out, my Echo Dot just informed that the high today is 78 (a perfect summer temperature), and I’m getting ready to pour a cup of coffee and rip open a cup of yogurt. (I eat Siggi’s plain, which is gross for like 5-8 days at which point…
Everybody Just Breathe And Look At John Lewis Holding These Puppies
Rep. John Lewis is a a gem, a beautiful angel-man, a national treasure whose ongoing commitment to justice and sacrifices for this nation we will never remotely deserve. So it’s unsurprising that Congressman Lewis would bless us, once again, with one of the the most unbelievably lovable images I’ve ever seen.
Science Makes Reproductive Breakthrough: IVF for DogsÂ
Yup: Scientists managed to knock up a dog via in vitro fertilization, resulting in OMG PUPPIES!!!!!!
Russia Gives France Puppy Named Dobrynya to Honor Diesel the Fallen Police DogÂ
Let’s take a moment for Dobrynya the puppy.
Olympian Gus Kenworthy Comes Out, Skiing Now Gayer
Gus Kenworthy, the 24-year-old Olympic skier who became every Jezebel employee’s imaginary boyfriend after adopting all those puppies in Sochi, came out as gay today. He made the announcement on Twitter Thursday morning, after which people shared their support, love, and, of course, unquenchable thirst.
Salma Hayek Plays Puppy Trivia on The Tonight Show, Wins Puppy Cuddles
Salma Hayek stopped by The Tonight Show for a round of trivia with Jimmy Fallon, with a twist: Every question was about puppies, and for every correct answer, she got to cuddle a puppy. By the end, she had a lap full of squirming puppies. So here’s seven minutes of shameless puppy bait for your Friday morning.
Some Days We Are All This Corgi Puppy Going Down the Stairs
Look at this metaphor for our lives in the form of a cute puppy video.
Meghan Trainor's Still Boring, But Her New Song Is CuteÂ
In the video for their collaboration “Like I’m Gonna Lose You,” Meghan Trainor and John Legend want you to take the nearest baby or puppy out into the rain with no umbrella. Were they inspired by Kanye West’s “Only One” where he carried North around a downpour while she barely wore a jacket? What’s going on out there?
Rihanna Heads to the Club, Comes Back With New Puppy
When normal people have a night out at a club, they might return home with a sexy stranger or $50 worth of Taco Bell. Since Rihanna operates at some other type of supernatural level that we mere mortals will probably never fathom, she came home, not with a burrito, but with a puppy the same size as one. On the…
Very Bad Vet Arrested for Using Puppies to Smuggle Heroin
You may not need it, but this Tuesday morning brings you more news of exactly how awful humans can be. You thought we’d hit rock bottom before? That’s sweet. Also, you probably haven’t heard that some people have been using puppies to transport heroin.
Evil Cat Steals French Bulldog Puppy's Bed, Puppy Tries to Get it Back
This adorable French bulldog puppy named Pixel got his bed stolen by a Calico cat who gives zero fucks.
Puppy Learns Tricks That I Could Easily Do; America Rewards Mediocrity
My entire body aches after seeing this video of a French Bulldog puppy performing some really easy tricks that any able-bodied 24-year-old woman could do, too.
Watch This Puppy Freak Out and Dance When It Sees Its OwnerÂ
This puppy freaking out with joy over seeing their own will make your Grinch-y heart grow 50 sizes, just in time for the holidays.
OH MY GOD Tom Hiddleston Sang a Christmas Carol with Puppy in His Lap
Throw away your Christmas list, because Santa showed up early to bring you the greatest gift ever.
Puppies Destroy Tutu to Help You Work Out Your Election Night Angst
Tonight, these adorable puppies are you and the tutu is whatever election/ballot initiative broke your heart.
​Asshole Drunkenly Throws Chihuahua Puppy at a Starbucks Window
Last week, a man who had been banned from a Houston Starbucks retaliated by throwing a tiny Chihuahua puppy at the storefront, nearly killing the poor pup, not even a year old.
Golden Retriever Puppies Love Fall, Destroy Pumpkins to Prove It
These puppies experiencing fall for the first time absolutely love it. They're not dreading going back to school or worrying about the annual department audit coming up in November that your boss is freaking out about. No, these puppies are just like "HEY LOOK IT'S A THING AND THERE'S ANOTHER THING YAY!" We should all…
Tiny Husky Puppy Cannot Get Out of Bowl
"Waiter. There's a puppy in my soup."
Man Adorably Dogpiled by Piles of Pugs
Is there anything better than being on the receiving end of a giddy puppy pile-on? Maybe winning the lottery—but if I won the lottery the first thing I would probably buy is a giant pile of pugs. So no, no there is probably nothing better than this.
