Now that my every day is basically a weird weekend during which we all have to work, getting ready in the morning is…

Everyone (no one) is always (never) asking me: Tracy, when will you do a Jezebel product diary? As someone who both…

In 2015, a video of then-eight-year-old Desmond Napoles dancing in rainbow tulle at New York City’s Pride Parade…

I am hesitant to reveal my secrets here. I am nervous that once this product diary is finished, I will have…

There were never very many women in my family.

A wise merman once said: Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty. And he was right.…

Once I hit my 30s my entire body got infinitely more sensitive and prone to irritation. In my teens and 20s I could…

I have a blue ukulele. His name is Marty, after my favorite former Ranger, Martin St. Louis. This information has no…

The sun rises. The fog burns away. The sun sets. The fog rolls back in off the Pacific. The sun rises again. And…

I can’t pinpoint when I started really caring about skincare and makeup. I definitely washed my face with just body…

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I was very proud of myself for using very few products until I started accounting all of mine for this product…

I recently started worrying about my skin—the sort of small worry wrapped up a larger worry about aging and…

A few months ago, I started noticing that whenever I washed or combed my hair, huge clumps of it would fall out. I…

Hi, I’m Albert, I write for Deadspin. Here’s me, in more ways than one:

Homer’s Odyssey—maybe you’ve heard of her? If so, you’re probably familiar with the myth of Tantalus, a Lydian king…

I am very emotionally invested in skincare and makeup even though I don’t actually own that many products. I want to…

My life is usually in shambles but by the time I leave the house, I usually look presentable, somehow some way. I’m…

I have few regrets from my period of employment at Gizmodo Media Group, but never writing a product diary has always…