Desmond Is Amazing's 24-Hour Product Diary: 'Glitter Brows!'
In 2015, a video of then-eight-year-old Desmond Napoles dancing in rainbow tulle at New York City’s Pride Parade went…
Lisa's 24-Hour Product Diary: Inconsistency Is Key
I am hesitant to reveal my secrets here. I am nervous that once this product diary is finished, I will have shattered…
Jon's 24-Hour Product Diary: A Man Who Is Trying
There were never very many women in my family.
Kiran's 24-Hour Product Diary: Live Like A Merman
A wise merman once said: Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty. And he was right. I…
Lily's 24-Hour Product Diary: Allergic to Everything
Once I hit my 30s my entire body got infinitely more sensitive and prone to irritation. In my teens and 20s I could…
Shannon's 24-Hour Product Diary: Decolonization Through Exfoliation
I have a blue ukulele. His name is Marty, after my favorite former Ranger, Martin St. Louis. This information has no…
Patrick's 24-Hour Product Diary: Confessions Of A Blog Doofus
The sun rises. The fog burns away. The sun sets. The fog rolls back in off the Pacific. The sun rises again. And still…
Shaina's 24-Hour Product Diary: Not Sponsored by Kiehl's
I can’t pinpoint when I started really caring about skincare and makeup. I definitely washed my face with just body…
Whitney’s 24-Hour Product Diary: Staving Off Mortality
“It rubs the lotion on its skin....”
Rebecca's 24-Hour Product Diary: Teach Me How to Skincare
I was very proud of myself for using very few products until I started accounting all of mine for this product diary.…
Bobby's 24-hour Product Diary: How Did I Live Before Cocofloss?
I recently started worrying about my skin—the sort of small worry wrapped up a larger worry about aging and death—but…
Esther's 24-Hour Product Diary: Help, I'm Losing All My Hair!!!
A few months ago, I started noticing that whenever I washed or combed my hair, huge clumps of it would fall out. I…
Albert's 24-Hour Product Diary: Lifestyles Of A Feral Blog Dumbass
Hi, I’m Albert, I write for Deadspin. Here’s me, in more ways than one:
Harron's 24-Hour Product Diary: All My Goos
Homer’s Odyssey—maybe you’ve heard of her? If so, you’re probably familiar with the myth of Tantalus, a Lydian king who…
Sheena's 24-Hour Product Diary: I Try To Be A Cool Girl
I am very emotionally invested in skincare and makeup even though I don’t actually own that many products. I want to…
Montana's 24-Hour Product Diary: Get Wit It Or Get Lost
My life is usually in shambles but by the time I leave the house, I usually look presentable, somehow some way. I’m a…
Sophie's 24-Hour Product Diary: Fulfilling My Lifelong Dream of Writing a Jezebel Product Diary
I have few regrets from my period of employment at Gizmodo Media Group, but never writing a product diary has always…
Kelly's 24-Hour Product Diary: Every Single Item I Touched in a Day
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Maria's 24-Hour Product Diary: Live Cheap, Die Cheap, Look Cute?
I usually find it lazy to begin writing with a disclaimer, but I’m already breaking my rules by writing about my face,…