Oh My God, It's Prince George in Modern ClothingÂ
All the royals have released their annual Christmas cards. This isn’t really important, except for a) the window it…
Don't Worry, Kate and Meghan WILL Spend Christmas TogetherÂ
With the entire world looking on, willing four grown people they’ve never met to fully embody a made-for-TV holiday…
'I'm Not That Stupid,' Prince Charles Assures the United KingdomÂ
In a program marking his 70th birthday, Prince Charles has assured the United Kingdom that he won’t meddle in politics…
This Week in Tabloids: Charles and Camilla Are Royally Fucked!
What a terrible time to be alive. Except for today. Because it is Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup…
Prince William Accidentally Calls Japanese Food Chinese, Probably Because He Only Eat Beans
During a public appearance at the opening of the Japan House in London, Prince William made a confusing mistake: he…
This Week in Tabloids: Meghan Markle Exists, As Do Kate Middleton's Kids
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the Meghans are Markle and the only winner of the gig economy is reality…
Palace Denies Charles and William Snubbed Trump Because They Were Never Gonna Meet in the First Place
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has clarified that Princes Charles and William did not snub Donald Trump on his…
The Third Royal Baby Hath Arriveth
The third royal baby has arrived, with just enough time to enjoy a little time in the sun before The Great Wedding…
Who the Fuck Are All These People? A Guide to the Cast of Characters for the Royal Wedding
The royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle resembles nothing so much as a franchise reboot, or perhaps the…
Kit Harington Managed Not to Look Mariah Carey in the BoobsÂ
Kit Harington had an interaction with Mariah Carey in which he would have been free to glance at her breasts, but…
Dad Gets Hair CutÂ
After years of very publicly growing balder and balder, Prince William went and buzzed off what was left.
Princes William and Harry Are Tired of Social Media, Too Â
Prince William is concerned about the always-on pressure of social media on children. Will, babe, you are telling me!
Report: Prince William Fears Developing a ‘Dad Bod’
Of all the things weighing on Prince William’s mind—from the wellbeing of his young children, to his inevitable future…
HRHÂ Prince George of Cambridge Condescends to Start Prep SchoolÂ
Prince George, 4-year-old heir to the throne of the United Kingdom, set off for his first day of prep school today. He…
Kate Middleton Is Carrying Another Royal Baby In Her Womb
Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is expecting her third child with Prince William, the Prince of Williams.…
Your Handy Field Guide to the Plethora of Princess Diana Anniversary SpecialsÂ
Diana, Princess of Wales, was the most famous woman of the late twentieth century, and August 31 is the two-decade…
Princes Harry and William Remember Their Mother, Princess Diana, In Touching New Documentary
On Monday, HBO will release a new documentary marking the 20th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death, offering personal…
Prince William Opens Up About the Loss Of His Mother, Princess Diana
In an interview with British GQ, Prince William spoke candidly about the death of his mother, the late Princess Diana.…
Rude London Marathoner Shoots Prince William With Water While Kate Middleton Smirks
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge showed up to the London Marathon on Sunday to hand out water and cheer on runners,…
Prince William and Kate Middleton's Paris Trip Looks Boring As Hell
Prince William has presumably been released from the royal doghouse following his bout of ill-advised dad dancing, and…