Jeff Sessions Is Pretty Sure He Didn't Do Anything Wrong
Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism, asserted today that…
Donald Trump Is Kicking Off His 2020 Reelection Campaign This Weekend
What is the logical time for a president to start campaigning for his reelection? The answer is probably not four weeks…
Here's All the Evidence You Need That Trump's Campaign Spokeswoman Katrina Pierson Is a Visionary
Katrina Pierson is truly a woman for our time, the spokeswoman that our era deserves. Trump’s chief apologist is…
Trump Campaign Hires 'Gender Gap' Expert Kellyanne Conway, Who Touts 'Femininity, Not Feminism'
Today, the Trump campaign announced the hire of Kellyanne Conway, a Republican pollster who touts herself as an expert…
A Look Back at Eileen Myles' Revolutionary, 'Openly-Female' Write-In Presidential Campaign
Eileen Myles is known for her poetry, her novels, her art journalism. For a time in the early ‘90s, she was also known…
Katy Perry Runs Hillary Clinton's Instagram Account for the Day
Katy Perry, Mistress of the Left Shark, took charge of Hillary Clinton’s Instagram account today in advance of her…
Only 10 Big-Money Donors Gave to Lincoln Chafee's Presidential Campaign :( [Updated]
Lincoln Chafee, a gentle, smiling bird you’d rather not be killing for dinner but you have to, that’s nature, has…
Talib Kweli Defends Bernie Sanders Critics in Debate With Bill Maher
Bernie Sanders has notably caught heavy criticism from activists in the Black Lives Matter movement in recent weeks.…
GOP Says Hillary Clinton's Too Old, Because That Surely Won’t Backfire
If you needed any further proof that the modern Republican Party is a sarlacc pit where good campaign strategy goes to…
Activists Will Tailgate Mittens Romney's Campaign Bus With A Stuffed Dog On The Roof Of Their Car
As we're sure you are aware by now, back in 1993 the Romneys strapped the family dog Seamus to the roof of their car…
Rick Santorum Courts 5-Year-Old Girl Vote With Staunchly Pro Horse, Pro Puppy Agenda
Scandal from the Santorum camp: the bevested holy roller with less self awareness than a dog licking its balls during a…
Rick Santorum's Calls 3-Year-Old Daughter's Recovery 'Miraculous'
Former Senator Rick Santorum cancelled his Presidential campaign stops in Florida yesterday after his 3-year-old…
Mitt Romney Is Running For America's Embarrassing Dad
In an attempt to add some more artfully wayward locks of hair to his polished pol image, former Massachusetts governor…
Herman Cain's Mistress Is The Most Boring Mistress Ever
Herman Cain's alleged mistress Ginger White took to Good Morning America this morning, where George Stephanopoulos…
Nearly 200,000 People Care Enough To Listen To Donald Trump Talk At Michele Bachmann On The Phone
The man with the hair we're supposed to ignore and the woman with the eyes we can't ignore have teamed up to have a…
Delightful GOP Candidate: "I Don't Snuff My Own Seed"
GOP Presidential hopeful Herman Cain says that "From the standpoint of our conservative beliefs and values, Sarah…