Trump Vows to Protect America's Most Vulnerable Class: Conservative College Students
The President only tweeted three times today, thank God
Does President Trump Have a Finger Up His Butt at This Very Moment?
President Trump, a 72-year-old man, is due for his annual physical exam on Friday, which will be performed at Walter…
Melania Could Have Made Salads
The Clemson Tigers, college football champions, visited the White House on Monday evening as a reward for doing a very…
Pharrell Williams Asks Donald Trump to Please Not Play 'Happy' at His Rallies
At a rally in Indiana on Saturday, the same day as the shooting in Pittsburgh, President Trump reportedly played…
Trump: Oops I Meant the Total Opposite of What I Said About Russia!
Oops! During Monday’s joint press conference with Russian President Vladamir Putin, President Trump said he saw no…
Trump Is Getting Rid of Guidelines That Encouraged Racial Diversity in College Admissions
The Trump administration wants colleges to adopt a so-called race-blind (read: racist) approach to college admissions,…
These Are the 'White Moderates' MLK Warned Us About
Trump officials have recently been on the receiving end of less than pleasant dining experiences. Homeland Security…
Behold the Hellscape of This Trump-Inspired Fashion Show
New York. Paris. London. Milan. Washington, DC!!!
Michael Cohen Would Totally Narc on Donald Trump, Says His Friend
Michael Cohen is open to snitching on the president if it gives him and his family some peace, according to “friends”…
Report: The Trump Administration Is Withdrawing From the United Nations Human Rights Council [UPDATED]
Bloomberg reports that the Trump administration will announce its withdrawal from the United Nations Human Rights…
Sarah Who?????
President Trump was apparently untroubled by reports that Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders might be leaving the…
It Seems Another Woman Has Had Sex With Rudy Giuliani, Unfortunately
Another day. Another day!
Kim Kardashian Does Not Think the President Is Using Her
Kim Kardashian has denied being used by Donald Trump in his shallow attempts to come across as a competent,…
Trump: Purge Law Real for Famous Friends
All crime legal!
Trump Mad Immigration Court System Isn't More Fucked Up and Unfair Than It Already Is
In a surprisingly and wildly out of character turn of events, President Trump is questioning why our immigration court…