Trump Is Personally Under Investigation, Officials Report
Forget all the Russia stuff. The Comey firing itself has turned into a blunder of such epic proportions that Donald…
Trump Administration's Travel Ban Appeal Heads to the Supreme Court
The fate of Donald Trump’s xenophobic travel ban will be decided upon by the Supreme Court, as the administration…
Donald Trump Lawyers Up, Hires Personal Attorney as Russia Investigation Heats Up
Donald Trump, a man at the center of a plot from any number of fictional political dramas, is retaining his personal…
Trump Met With Russian Foreign Minister Because Vladimir Putin Asked Nicely
I know it’s been approximately ten years since last week, but surely you remember when President Donald Trump met with …
At Least James Comey Seems to Be Holding It Together
FBI Director James Comey was unceremoniously fired on Tuesday by President Donald Trump, a stained mattress covered in…
All the President's (White) Men
On Thursday, after the GOP grinches stole healthcare, President Donald Trump gave a victory speech at the Rose Garden…
White House Budget Deal Funds Just Enough Of Trump's Stupid Wall For Him To Brag About It
The budget that prevented a government shutdown allows for a $1.5 billion border security spending increase — money…
Jimmy Kimmel Opened Monday's Show in Tears With a Story About His Baby's Open Heart Surgery
In an uncharacteristically emotional opening to his late-night talk show Monday evening, Jimmy Kimmel shared a story…
A Tale of 2 White Bores and Their 2 White Boards
There have been lots of rumors about how Donald Trump conducts himself in office like a child king in a backwater…
Trump Threatens to Cut Insurance Payments to Force Democrats to Negotiate on Healthcare
When the Republican’s Obamacare replacement bill crashed and burned spectacularly on March 24, President Donald Trump…
Donald Trump Orders Military Strike Against Syria in Response to Chemical Attack [Updating]
On Thursday, the U.S. military launched 50 cruise missiles at a Syrian military airfield in retaliation for a devastatin…
Member of Mike Pence's Secret Service Detail Suspended For Soliciting Sex Worker
Guarding Vice President Mike Pence, a hollow gourd filled with asbestos fibers, is probably a tedious slog of watching…
British Intelligence Agency GCHQ Denies Claim That They Helped Wiretap Trump Tower
President Donald Trump has spent over a week insisting that former President Obama wiretapped Trump Tower. On Tuesday,…
Oprah Is Your Dream President
Earlier this month, Oprah Winfrey made a little jokey joke about running for president and now that the idea is out in…
Federal Judge in Hawaii Blocks Trump's Second Travel Ban Just in the Nick of Time
Less than six hours before President Donald Trump’s new-and-improved-but-still-shitty travel and refugee bans were set…
Hawaii Moves to be the First State to File Lawsuit Against Trump's New Travel Ban
On Monday, Donald Trump signed a newer, shinier version of the travel ban that prevents people from six Muslim-majority…
National Park Service Releases Photos That Confirm No One Came to Trump's Party
The day after he was sworn in as president, Donald Trump called up acting National Park Service director Michael…
Of Course Donald Trump Doesn't Think Jeff Sessions Did 'Anything Wrong'
After news broke Wednesday that attorney general Jeff Sessions had two previously undisclosed meetings with the Russian…
Noted Lover of Women Donald Trump Signs 2 Bills Just For Us
Earlier today, President Donald Trump signed two bills aimed at encouraging women to enter STEM fields while flanked by…
Report: Over 700 People Were Detained During the First Weekend of the Travel Ban
A list of 746 names of the people “processed or detained” during the first weekend of President Donald Trump’s…