We made it. Did we make it? Oh shit. I don’t think we did.

Please learn from my mistakes and stay off Twitter today and all days, my friends.

A woman who attended high school with Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has accused him of attempted rape. The woman, who has not come forward publicly, wrote a letter to Democratic officials, the details of which were published by the New Yorker on Friday. (Kavanaugh denied the allegation.)

Stepping in bear trap. Bad? Not anymore! For you see…

In a surprise upset for the establishment set, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum won the Democratic primary in Florida’s gubernatorial race on Tuesday night. Gillum beat out more moderate candidates like Gwen Graham and Phillip Levine who far outspent him. If elected he’ll be the first black governor of Florida.

If a tree falls in the woods, can it fall on me?

Hey! Did you have a nice week? Make sure you’re staying hydrated.

In January, Lucien Greaves of the Satanic Temple announced that he was considering a lawsuit against Twitter on religious discrimination grounds. In the intervening months, the decision to sue Twitter has grown into part of a controversy that’s engulfed the organization and recently led one of the Temple’s major…

DAMROSCH PARK, NEW YORK — Dancing tias and teens commandeer the aisles before the performers even enter stage left. Beer, sweat, and laughter permeate the air like the holy trinity of every good fiesta. The message, for once, is not to assimilate, but to celebrate and relish in the Latinx community’s roots. The Selena…

I think Mike Pence is putting towel charms on all of the Pence family’s towels in preparation for a Saturday at the pool.

Hmmm, how can we be more evil? There are so many ways, it turns out.

Goodbye to this terrible week.

On Wednesday, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi gave reporters her take on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s win: “They made a choice in one district.”

Since the start of Donald Trump’s presidency, there has been a quiet but steady rise of women and people of color running for elected office all over the United States—often in places where we previously have not seen ourselves reflected in our representatives. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old, third generation…

Melania’s jacket has me reminiscing about Louise Linton.

Yes, he did!

If you didn’t punch your TV screen today, please pat yourself on the back!

Here we are, again.

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And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee