The Best Political Writing We Read This YearÂ
There is no shortage of things to read about our current political moment, but way too much of it is stenography for…
Trump Says More Bad Shit I Hate
I think this is my last Barf Bag? It’s been barfy, everyone……
Alleged Sexual Predator Undeterred by Allegations of Sexual Misconduct Against Brett Kavanaugh
Please learn from my mistakes and stay off Twitter today and all days, my friends.
The Political Myth of the Good ManÂ
A woman who attended high school with Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has accused him of attempted rape. The…
Brett Kavanaugh Says He's 'Optimistic About the Future of America,' Which… Can't Relate!
Stepping in bear trap. Bad? Not anymore! For you see…
Florida's Gubernatorial Race Already Got Racist
In a surprise upset for the establishment set, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum won the Democratic primary in Florida’s…
Laura Ingraham Makes Important Distinction: She Is NOT Aligned With White Supremacists
Hey! Did you have a nice week? Make sure you’re staying hydrated.
The Satanic Temple Is Engulfed in a Civil War Over a Decision to Hire an Attorney With a Stable of Alt-Right ClientsÂ
In January, Lucien Greaves of the Satanic Temple announced that he was considering a lawsuit against Twitter on…
'Selena for Sanctuary' Concert Series Has Raised Over $10K in Legal Fees for Immigrant RightsÂ
DAMROSCH PARK, NEW YORK — Dancing tias and teens commandeer the aisles before the performers even enter stage left.…
Scott Pruitt Left Us All a Little Going Away PresentÂ
I think Mike Pence is putting towel charms on all of the Pence family’s towels in preparation for a Saturday at the…
Want Your Stolen Kid Back? That'll Be $576.20Â
Hmmm, how can we be more evil? There are so many ways, it turns out.
A Random Man Managed To Speak to Donald Trump on Air Force One After Pretending to Be a SenatorÂ
Goodbye to this terrible week.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to Nancy Pelosi: 'It's Not Just One District'Â
On Wednesday, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi gave reporters her take on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s win: “They made…
'We Have to Apply Pressure': Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Done With the Democratic Status QuoÂ
Since the start of Donald Trump’s presidency, there has been a quiet but steady rise of women and people of color…
Melania Trump 'Truly No Longer Cares'
Melania’s jacket has me reminiscing about Louise Linton.
'Congress and the Courts Created This Problem,' Lies Woman Who Helped Create Family Separation Crisis Â
If you didn’t punch your TV screen today, please pat yourself on the back!