A team of scientists working at the Australian National University say they have found the world’s oldest color—jeez, finally—and guess what haters, it’s millennial pink. Basically.

Pink is really not here for SeaWorld. According to a report from Rolling Stone, the pop star attended a meeting on behalf of PETA with SeaWorld’s board of directors on Wednesday. (Other celebrities have submitted questions to or attended these meetings over the years, including Jessica Biel and Pamela Anderson.)

Thus far today, I, the picture of health, have 1) watched six hours of the TV program ER, and 2) eaten a burrito. Pink, who has the flu, sang the National Anthem live during the most-watched television broadcast in the country. I suppose Pink’s performance might have sounded better had her body not been wracked with a…

Pink has joined the enormous chorus of women pissed about Recording Academy president Neil Portnow’s asinine assertion that women need to “step up” if they’re to have a major presence in the music industry. Not only that, but she’s the rare breed of pissed that impels a person to hand write a note explaining why…

After a clever producer cut to a shot of Pink making the face seen above during Christina Aguilera’s Bodyguard medley at last night’s AMAs, the internet quickly turned her reaction into Grade A content and confirmation of their (alleged) long-time feud.

When it was announced that Pink would be receiving this year’s Video Vanguard Award at the MTV VMAs, someone named Leigh McVeigh made a good tweet that referenced the pop star’s predilection for acrobatic performances:

It’s Sunday, why not throw some old beef on the grill. On Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Pink was asked a very natural, off-the-cuff question by a caller inquiring about a tweet Pink sent the day after Kim Kardashian posted a nude selfie in March 2016: a pre-Trump world nobody remembers except for Andy Cohen.

In an endearing New York Times profile of Pink (perhaps known to you better as P!nk), the pop star whose feet are least likely to be touching the ground, Joe Coscarelli reports that the singer had pointed words for Dr. Luke, whom she collaborated with on her 2006 hits “Who Knew” and “U + Ur Hand.”

Mariah Carey struggled through a rather severe audio malfunction during her performance for Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve With Ryan Seacrest (can the title of this show get a sound check?) in Times Square on Saturday night. The worst of the problems occurred during Carey’s performance of “Emotions”, when the…

In today’s Tweet Beat, Pink seems like a great mom, like you, Wiz Khalifa can’t stop listening to Solange and Yoko Ono has a plan.

It is hard to get women to do things outside of the home. Generally, we prefer to sit and mumble quietly to ourselves, or pickle vegetables in jars of our own menstrual blood. Luckily, New York state has developed a canny method for attracting women to the sport of hunting: allow them to wear pink!

Here is a new entry into the “weird things celebrities spend actual money on while the only savings account I have is the jar of change on my desk” category: a masseuse who gives deep-tissue massages to stars like Kanye and Katy Perry—with her teeth.

Your favorite sassy auntie Patti Labelle has a cooking special coming soon. The show will also have Whoopi Goldberg, Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child and Patti’s old Dancing with the Stars partner Artem Chigvintsev over for dinner.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Kanye and Taylor continue to be mad corny, Pink clarifies some things and Solange celebrates Bey Day.

Happy Memorial Day weekend! In order to help you celebrate, James Franco (actor, author, director, the new messiah, etc.) has posted and deleted another revealing selfie for your viewing pleasure. Unfortunately for Franco, the internet doesn't play peekaboo and anything you post is forever (especially when you do it…