Last night, distasteful orange ghoul Perez Hilton took a break from grinding up other human beings and turning them into money to declare on his Twitter feed that "Inside every gay man is a fierce black woman!"

On Thursday, the internet was abuzz with news that Miley Cyrus might have done her least likable thing yet by saying some very not nice things about Beyoncé in an interview with LOVE magazine out soon. But Miley's claiming she would never do anything so dumb and it looks like she's not lying.

Aw man, not this human egg-fart again. Noted social butterfly and vulnerable-starlet-betrayer Sam Lutfi is back in the "news" again, having released a number of private texts that he claims are from a hysterical, emotionally dysfunctional Britney Spears. I don't know if they're actually from Britney or not, and I…

Perez Hilton, the blogger who made a name for himself by being wantonly invasive and cruel to celebrities and crafting semen doodles, is a changed man now — or so he tells Alex Morris of New York magazine. Is it genuine? And, even if it is, does it even matter now?

Depending on what you are reading, Lamar Odom:

Three days after Lady Gaga let it slip why she and Perez Hilton went from your garden variety co-dependent girl/gay guy friendship to Mortal Enemies, she's accused him of stalking her and her family outside their New York apartment via since-deleted tweets:

In today's Tweet Beat, Metta World Peace aka Ron Artest explains his insane Twitter rampage last night (or perhaps his behavior on Twitter always), Rosie and Sia revealed a shared love for Parenthood and Lady Gaga explained why she's no longer besties with Perez Hilton.

Kate Middleton is a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardshians now, because Kate Middleton is just like you, if you are an actual princess/duchess with the hair of a Disney princess who poops bars of L'Occitane soap fully wrapped in their artisinal paper.

As pointed out in the comments and brought to our attention via Twitter: new father Perez Hilton was rather unkind to celeb dads in the past. And to celebrity children. And now, you can see a past post — in which he mocks Adam Sandler's daughter — juxtaposed with a picture of Perez and his own kid.

Perez Hilton took to his site this afternoon to announce that he is now the proud father of a one-month old son. He did not announce who his surrogate was so, as of now, we have no idea what woman was willing to have the gossip columnist's semen inside of her.

And the baby is amaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiiing!!! I mean, okay, it's only been alive for like a day, so it's pretty much just a standard baby so far. BUT. Its name is Olive (CUTE) and it came out of Drew Barrymore and I like her. Also her weird non-celebrity husband is handsome! Congratulations, you crazy kids!

Perez Hilton — the man who catapulted to fame by calling then-15-year-old Miley Cyrus a whore and a slut and erroneously announced the death of Fidel Castro — is launching a new website, Perezitos.com, which will focus on celebrity families and kids.

The gossip blogger has inked a deal with Celebra Children's Books to publish The Boy with Pink Hair. To be released on September 1, the book "celebrates individuality and self-acceptance." Publisher Raymond Garcia says it's "a defining story about how believing in yourself and following your aspirations can not only…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Phil teaches us how Rock of Love has negatively affected our nation's youth, Bill O'Reilly's feud with Snooki, and expectant mothers doll up for delivery.

Today in Tweet Beat, Brody Dalle is expecting her second child with husband Josh Homme. Also, Cher, who is new to Twitter, is being confronted with "haters."

In a new interview, Perez Hilton reveals that despite his success, he yearns to hear the pitter-patter of little feet...running to tell Daddy they've found a shot of Miley Cyrus just begging to have a penis drawn on it?