Perez Hilton, Man Who Draws Semen on Women's Faces, Had a Baby Girl

Congratulations to Perez Hilton, the blogger who made his living circling photos of actresses’ cellulite and calling Mischa Barton “Mushy Fartone,” on the birth of his new baby daughter! Hey, remember when he used to call Rumer Willis “Potato Head? Or said that Adam Sandler’s 2-year-old daughter was “ugly?” Anyway,…