LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Tuesday April 09, 2013. Matt Smith hangs from the Tardis as he and Jenna-Louise Coleman film scenes for 'Doctor Who' at Trafalgar Square in London. Photograph: © Palace Lee, PacificCoastNews.com

Clean-cut promise-ring-wearing Joe Jonas — raised by Evangelical Christian parents — has finally let his freak flag fly. Allegedly! Blind Gossip is reporting that his most recent creative effort drops April 3… and it's a very explicit sex tape.

Monday just got so much better. Tom Hardy is working on a new movie and this is his costar! A puppy! Can they both come over for romping and cuddling? Please?

Hello, Handsomes! Taken yesterday on the set of season 6 in Los Angeles, and everyone is looking fione, per usual. The show returns on April 7, so get ready to enjoy your cocktails with a side of cigarettes and sexism in a season dedicated to Don, Don, and more Don.

Look, we get it. We know. It fucking sucks getting dressed in the beginning of your second trimester. Because you don't look pregnant yet—you just look thick in the middle. You've outgrown some of your regular wardrobe, but you're not big enough for maternity clothes (most of which aren't cute anyway). It makes…

More Bey news today, and this time it has nothing to do with the recent reveal that she lip-synced the "Star Spangled Banner" at the Inauguration.

Though she has won 16 Grammy awards and is married to a very high-profile entertainer, Beyoncé remains somewhat of a mystery. To say that she is private doesn't begin to cover it: Sure, lately she's been posting a few images on her Tumblr and Instagram, but it's never very intimate. Other celebs tweet constantly,…

Rihanna does not look concerned about the unhappy journalists on her 777 tour. Official caption:

Across the country this past weekend, celebs got all dressed up for Halloween. Some costumes were cute, some costumes were funny, some costumes were a total embarrassment.

Mister Kanye West and Ms. Kim Kardashian, en route to the 2012 Angel Ball, New York, October 22. Images via Pacific Coast News Online.

A sneak peek at the October cover of Lucky magazine shows a gorgeous shot of Christina Aguilera in a denim shirt that really brings out her eyes. It's weird, though: The shirt is gaping open in the center, to accomodate Xtina's bust, and yet: there's NO cleavage to be seen!

"Oh, she may be weary. Young girls, they do get weary, wearing that same, old, shaggy dress."

Two weeks ago, all of our lives were forever changed when we learned, via explosive tabloid photos, that Kristen Stewart is a giant whore. Psych! She's a normal 22-year-old making many of the same mistakes that we made, except under the scrutiny of a paparazzo's telephoto lens. Who cares? Well, millions of people…

Katie Holmes, now 33 years old, started modeling at 14, and landed a part in Ang Lee's The Ice Storm at 19. She went on to turn down the lead role in Buffy The Vampire Slayer and auditioned for the part of Joey Potter on Dawson's Creek via videotape. With a hit TV show, a smattering of flicks and a fashion label under…

At the premiere of Trishna at the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival. New York, April 27. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.

An incandescent Mariah Carey and boy-husband Labradoodle Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows last night in Edison, New Jersey. Just kidding, on the top of the Eiffel Tower. She spent her luxurious Parisian afternoon shopping at Baby Dior for #dembabies. Cannon spent his standing against a wall, unblinking, until…

If you haven't yet had a chance to get a really close look at Angelina Jolie's engagement ring, today your life will be changed forever. It's gorgeous. Simple, elegant, refined, with invisible settings and rectangular stones that look great on her finger. For some reason, it kind of seems natural, like it wasn't…

Folks, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are dating. Allegedly! The man who had sex with a young blonde in a hot tub, causing his marriage to crumble, went out on the town with the Black Swan. Furniture shopping. Sushi dinner. And then a sleepover. Oddly, as they toodled around Los Angeles, Ashton drove and Mila sat in…

[Angelina Jolie takes the kids to the store, picks up the newspaper and some Funyuns, debuts a huge development in Zahara's hair: Extensions. Blue extensions! New Orleans, March 11. Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Ensuring that her Disney legacy goes up in a cloud of smoke — boom, tish! — Miley Cyrus was caught doing a little weed shopping with a friend at an LA-area medical marijuana dispensary. True, she might have just been accompanying but everyone hopes that a pal with a weed card will one day become a friend with…