Hot Woman Doesn't Win Hot Woman Contest
Angela Ponce represented Spain at the international hot woman contest in Thailand on Sunday. She looked great, but, as…
Former Miss Americas Will Help Pick New Leadership After Fat-Shaming CEO Steps Down
After a gross little email scandal that found three top executives of the Miss America Organization resigning in…
Top Miss America Executives Resign Over Offensive Comments Made About Former Contestants in Leaked Emails
The New York Times reported that three Miss America executives, including CEO Sam Haskell, resigned on Saturday just…
Former Miss Teen USA Recalls Being Warned That Trump 'Doesn't Like Black People'
In a series of tweets published Wednesday night, former Miss Teen USA Kamie Crawford said that she was warned during…
Bask in the Swimsuit Style of the 1981 Miss USA Pageant
Labor Day has passed us by and we’re coming to the end of the warm-weather grace period at the end of summer where you…
Miss Teen USA Is Eliminating the Swimsuit Competition and Replacing It With...Athleisure?
Apparently awoken to the fact that asking women ages 14-19 to submit their bikini bodies for public judgment is a…
First Openly Gay Woman Wins Miss Missouri
Missouri has crowned its first openly gay pageant contestant, 23-year-old Erin O’Flaherty.
Miss Colombia Shares Her Thoughts on the 'Great Injustice' of Miss Universe Fuck Up
Miss Colombia Ariadna Gutierrez, she of devastating live television moments and Steve Harvey truther, is finally…
Miss Universe Producer Says Steve Harvey Is Welcome to Return as Host. Sweet.
Since Steve Harvey only made a minor, no-big-deal screw-up at the Miss Universe 2015 pageant on Sunday (announcing the…
Of Course Piers Morgan Wants Miss Philippines to Share Her Crown
Piers Morgan, one of those big, painful pimples that is definitely going to leave a scar, has offered his opinions on…
Miss Colombia on Steve Harvey's Fuck-Up: 'Everything Happens For a Reason'
According to a video posted to the Miss Universe Twitter account late on Sunday night, 21-year-old Miss Colombia…
A Night in Atlantic City for Miss America's 95th Birthday
“To Harrah’s. HARRAH’S!” slurred the woman getting on the mostly empty Greyhound bus to Atlantic City at 4 pm on…
Ratings for Donald Trump's Miss USA Pageant Were Abysmal
A vanishingly small number of people watched the Miss USA telecast this year. But it’s not because this hair-sprayed…
Donald Trump's Big Stupid Mouth Costs Him TV Contract
Donald Trump, the orange asshat who thinks that his accidental wealth is enough to qualify him to run the country, is…
This 1987 Fashion Show Proves Miss Universe Has Always Been Batshit
If you just couldn't get enough of the styles featured in that 1981 Sears catalog (on glorious LaserDisc!), you're…
Cops Think They've Found the Bodies of Miss Honduras and Her Sister
Unfortunately, it looks like they've found the bodies of María José Alvarado and Sofia Trinidad, Miss Honduras World…
Miss Honduras World and Her Sister Reported Missing
A 2014 Miss World contestant has been reported missing days before the start of the pageant.
Beauty Queen Won't Return Crown Until Pageant Organizers Apologize
May Myat Noe, the 18-year-old beauty queen from Burma who was recently stripped of her Miss Asia Pacific World title…
Beauty Queen Flees Country After Officials Insisted She Get a Boob Job
A Burmese beauty queen was stripped of her title of Miss Asia Pacific World after pageant officials in Seoul found her…
Another Miss America Fuck-Up: Pageant Crowns the Wrong Miss Florida
Welp, this is awkward.