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Hot Woman Doesn't Win Hot Woman Contest

12/17/18 3:55PM

Former Miss Americas Will Help Pick New Leadership After Fat-Shaming CEO Steps Down

12/28/17 10:30AM

Top Miss America Executives Resign Over Offensive Comments Made About Former Contestants in Leaked Emails

12/25/17 3:10PM

Former Miss Teen USA Recalls Being Warned That Trump 'Doesn't Like Black People'

10/13/16 3:05PM

Bask in the Swimsuit Style of the 1981 Miss USA Pageant

Kelly Faircloth

Miss Teen USA Is Eliminating the Swimsuit Competition and Replacing It With...Athleisure?

First Openly Gay Woman Wins Miss Missouri

Miss Colombia Shares Her Thoughts on the 'Great Injustice' of Miss Universe Fuck Up

1/02/16 12:45PM

Miss Universe Producer Says Steve Harvey Is Welcome to Return as Host. Sweet.

12/22/15 4:30PM

Of Course Piers Morgan Wants Miss Philippines to Share Her Crown

12/21/15 3:50PM

Miss Colombia on Steve Harvey's Fuck-Up: 'Everything Happens For a Reason'

12/21/15 10:05AM

A Night in Atlantic City for Miss America's 95th Birthday

9/15/15 11:15AM

Ratings for Donald Trump's Miss USA Pageant Were Abysmal

Kelly Faircloth

Donald Trump's Big Stupid Mouth Costs Him TV Contract

Joanna Rothkopf

This 1987 Fashion Show Proves Miss Universe Has Always Been Batshit

Kelly Faircloth

Cops Think They've Found the Bodies of Miss Honduras and Her Sister

Kelly Faircloth

11/19/14 11:10AM

Miss Honduras World and Her Sister Reported Missing

Rebecca "Burt" Rose

11/17/14 12:30PM

Beauty Queen Won't Return Crown Until Pageant Organizers Apologize

Madeleine Davies

9/02/14 12:15PM

Beauty Queen Flees Country After Officials Insisted She Get a Boob Job

Tracie Egan Morrissey

8/29/14 12:30PM

Another Miss America Fuck-Up: Pageant Crowns the Wrong Miss Florida

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