We’ve all had a crushing week, so what else are we gonna do for slight reprieve on a summer Friday but goss about the honeys we’re crushing on?
Ugly sweater awareness is at an all-time high, according to my personal beliefs. In honor of this woman, who has utilized the medium to transform herself into a one-woman-band, here is your venue to showcase your most heinous, and optionally multipurpose, knit torso garments. All are welcome here.
Approximately 154 million Americans shopped during Thanksgiving weekend last year, a statistic the Chicago Tribune helpfully points out denotes a downward trend when it comes to Black Friday sales. Though some people still love to line up outside the mall after Thanksgiving dinner to score deals, others have figured…
Last Thanksgiving, Martha Stewart posted a photo to Twitter of what appeared to be a plump, full-feathered taxidermy turkey. “Once alive Now a centerpiece,” Stewart tweeted alongside the photo, suggesting the dead animal had been decoratively placed on the table during Thanksgiving dinner. Which, likely, consisted of…
It’s Jezebel’s 10th birthday party tonight (whaddup fifth grade!!!)—and yet we feel we haven’t aged a day. Tonight, pour one out for everything we’ve been through together; for our broken libidos, our declining country run by a fuzzy meat wad-in-chief, your shocking teenage past, these inspirational figures, and our…
Today Trump held another important meeting in which important people go around the Oval Office and compliment President Donald Trump, the President of the Shining City on the Hill which he is the President of.
Today is July 4th, if that means anything to you!
Will Ferrell went on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen Thursday night, and it kinda seemed like he was there to exorcise some anger towards Mariah Carey.
Like we are currently doing with our mom.
It’s been 25 years since Laura Palmer told Special Agent Dale Cooper that she’d see him again, and tonight we’ll expect her to make good on that promise. (Even if she doesn’t show up in this particular episode, just imagine Laura’s David Lynch, and we are all Special Agent Dale Cooper).
After watching the Instagram video Lana del Rey posted of her singing her new jam about thermonuclear war, I got a little nostalgic for old-fashioned singing into a hairbrush, in the olden days when the songs you made up on a whim were secrets shared in the intimacy between you and your bathroom mirror.
As you may have heard, Wednesday is International Women’s Day, and women around the world will be marking it by striking, abstaining from activities like work and childcare and making different economic choices in order to shift the collective consciousness about the value of women in society.
After what looked like a delightful weekend in New Orleans with her parents, memes of young Blue Ivy have been circulating showing her staring down from a balcony at all the people who are not part of the Carter family.
Shonda Rhimes’ unrelenting grip on your Thursday evening is back tonight with the premiere of the 6th season of Scandal and the mid-season return of Grey’s Anatomy and How to Get Away With Murder.
On Saturday, hundreds of thousands of women are expected to gather in Washington D.C.—and in cities all over the world—to protest the election of Donald Trump, as well as the racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and general ignorance he and his supporters espouse.
Our hip, hot Holiness makes his grand debut tonight when the first season of The Young Pope premieres on HBO. And after much speculation, and even more internet memes, I’m pretty curious. I expect you are too.
Let’s say you went skiing this winter and misjudged a patch of ice. Let’s say thanks to that miscalculation, your ski went one way but your knee went another, and now your ACL, which you barely knew you had before, has gone and separated itself
Well buds, it looks like we made it to the end of this year, despite the vast forces in this world that conspired against us. It’s a Saturday and it’s freakin’ New Year’s Eve, which means you’re either sitting on your couch in stretch velvet leggings eating popcorn or preparing yourself to throw some sequins, some…
A bright spot in this muddled mess of a week between the holidays and the New Year is the televised presentation of the Kennedy Center Honors, presented December 4 but airing tonight at 9 p.m. on CBS. And, as this week has already gotten off to a pretty horrific start, it’s nice to celebrate the small nibbles of joy…
Thank you for your continued support of Jezebel. We’re off to our holiday party, and hope you’ll spend your night participating in an activity that brings you cheer.