Jul 9
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Most things in life are too good to be true, and that’s because life is a hellscape defined by continual disappointme…
May 18
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When sequestered at home, days seem to run together into one impossible mess. But now they won’t because I’ll…
May 11
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Anyone who has ever spent time on a celebrity fan forum knows there are a number of questions directed towards…
Apr 29
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On Tuesday, the world learned model Gigi Hadid and musician Zayn Malik were reportedly expecting their first child…
Apr 22
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For weeks now, the five members of One Direction have been forced to confront the possibility of a reunion. Timing…
Apr 3
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Mar 24
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Niall Horan was once blessed with the gift of perfect timing. In the tradition of boy bands before them, One…
Mar 16
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On Sunday, I missed two early morning phone calls from my mom. My immediate instinct was to assume something…
Dec 6
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Nah: Taylor Swift, “Christmas Tree Farm” - “My heart is a Christmas tree farm, there’s a light in the barn,” sings…
Dec 5
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Jingle bells / Batman Smells / Harry Styles is nude!
Nov 27
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ZAYN, also known as Zayn Malik, born Zain Javadd Malik, was low-key always the hottest and most talented singer in…
Nov 23
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Prince Andrew, the son of Queen Elizabeth II, was told to vacate his office and remove his staff at Buckingham…
Nov 15
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On November 16, history will be made. Harry Styles is performing on and hosting Saturday Night Live, a show I only…
Oct 24
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Harry Styles, a very beautiful and talented man, will both host and perform on Saturday Night Live November 16th. I…
Oct 4
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Yes: Niall Horan, “Nice to Meet Ya” - Who knew young Niall had it in him? “Nice to Meet Ya” is his horniest solo…
Sep 6
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Another hell yes from me: Camila Cabello, “Shameless” - Where has this Camila Cabello been hiding? She’s arty and…
Sep 5
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Objectively speaking, Harry Styles is an attractive man. He might not see it that way, and while it breaks my heart,…
Aug 27
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Aug 26
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It’s here. The Harry Styles Rolling Stone cover story is here, and it was well worth the wait. Critic Rob Sheffield…
Aug 20
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Who knows how these things happen, but I am so grateful that they do: yesterday, the cover of Rolling Stone’s…