Despite Entertainment Tonight’s recent report that actors Olivia Munn and Chris Pratt had a “romantic” dinner date together last week, Munn wants everyone—including Pratt’s ex Anna Faris—to know no they’re not a couple.

While the decision to make this story lead today’s Dirt Bag may come across as shady at first glance, please know that I have no interest in being rude to Olivia Munn. As a card-carrying Munniac, I am constantly rooting for her success and find her to be a welcome presence in any film (she’s charming even in terrible…

I first learned about Selena Gomez’s secret summer kidney transplant while browsing Gossip Cop this morning. After reading “Selena Gomez Had Kidney Transplant, Friend Donated Organ” in their upper story carousel, I thought, Hmmm, weird for them to not put ‘is FAKE NEWS’ at the end of that headline, per their house…

Canada’s unrivaled Queen of Gossip Lainey has directed her readers to video of Canada’s unrivaled Queen of Music Celine Dion enjoying her son’s hockey game. There’s admittedly not much to the video—it’s just eight seconds of Dion low-quality cell phone video—but, well, eight seconds of bliss is eight seconds of bliss.

Spencer Pratt, a reality TV personality previously beknownst to me for standing adjacent to Heidi Montag, has rebranded himself as a slightly more sympathetic hummingbird lover. The Hills star–a player in the Heidi Montag-Lauren Conrad breakup drama–last appeared in ET Online to discuss how he squandered $10 million.…

According to the New York Post, Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has already moved on from the dissolution of his three-year relationship with Olivia Munn earlier this month. Now, Rodgers is reportedly dating (or at least went on a date with) Sports Illustrated model Kelly Rohrbach. The two were spotted golfing in…

Contrary to what you might think about the end of Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn, I am here to tell you that his parents are certainly not the reason they ended things.

I clicked on this bit of gossip about sporting man Aaron Rodgers’s “drastic changes” in the wake of his breakup with Olivia Munn expecting it to be a little more salacious than what I found, which was simply evidence of a man trying to live his goddamn life.

Sport man Aaron Rodgers and movie woman Olivia Munn have decided to “amicably end” their relationship after three harrowing years of avoiding Rodgers’s family. People dropped the news early Friday morning, and provided a quote from a “source close to the family” that explained the two “[remain] close friends and wish…

Aomar Ait Khedache, the veteran thief who allegedly orchestrated the Kim Kardashian heist, has told French police that he gathered a significant amount of information from her social media accounts.

Paris Jackson gave what’s being called “her first-ever in-depth interview” to Rolling Stone this month, and it’s filled with the kinds of chatter you’d expect from the 18-year-old child of Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe. She loved her father! He taught her about music! She feels like she “tried to grow up too fast”!…

This one’s short, but oh so satisfying. Remember how the family of that very boring Green Bay Packer/State Farm spokesperson Aaron Rodgers apparently hates his long-time girlfriend Sloan Sabbith—I mean, Olivia Munn? Well, Munn may or may not have referenced that familial drama in a recent Instagram post meant to…

Let me clarify this headline: “Aaron Rodgers’s family” specifically refers to everyone but Aaron Rodgers, because Aaron Rodgers is apparently fine, and that is probably because he chose former star of The Newsroom Olivia Munn “over his family,” who really seem like a handful.

“I haven’t brought a girl home in years,” Jordan said on Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette, before explaining to JoJo who she’d meet should she choose to come to his hometown of Chico, California, in next week’s episode: his parents, Darla and Ed, and “My oldest brother Luke, funniest guy I know, and…

During a Saturday night production of Hamilton, Amy Schumer—presumably inspired by the spirit of democracy—left a $1,000 tip for a group of six bartenders at the Richard Rodgers theater. The original bill was only $77.

Actress Olivia Munn has entered a new phase in her career—defending how her face is aging to anonymous Internet detectives.

Khloé Kardashian was on on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show this morning and, dang, was she ever feeling chatty—particularly about her estranged husband Lamar Odom’s overdose at a Nevada brothel back in October.

According to rumors, Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber are “hooking up,” and their relationship is both “unexpected” and “not serious.” The pair were hanging out last night in Los Angeles; Kardashian “wore a flattering white jumpsuit” and, while there was no word on what Bieber was wearing, I’m going to guess a…

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