Look at that smile!

As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, Gus Van Sant sent the studio an unsolicited test tape of a sex scene from the book, starring Alex Pettyfer as Christian Grey and an "unnamed actress" (offff course) as Anastasia:

While Adele is OK with her weight, occasionally the Internet is not. "I read a comment on YouTube that I thought would upset me — ‘Test pilot for pies' — but I've always been fine with it. I would only lose weight if it affected my health or sex life, which it doesn't." Shit, yes. You can't help but wonder what…

Rihanna, God of Patron Shots and Cigarette Butts and Hangovers and General Chaos, almost got thrown out of a London nightclub after she supposedly jumped on a glass table, fell, smashed it and then started screaming "Don't you know who I am?" when the doorman started kicking her out (which undoubtedly sounds less dick…

Coco Rocha has announced that she is officially the third coach on the new model search show The Face . The two other coaches are Naomi Campbell and Karolina Kurkova; Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker will serve as the host. Expect this to be a more serious take than ANTM; Coco says: "As mentors to the girls, we…

It's all happening! Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford (otherwise known as the Sith version of Michelle Williams and Jason Segel) are getting married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And they will dance until the sun rises. And then…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, James Spader punches in at The Office, Tyra Banks shaves Nigel Barker's head, and Dr. Drew was on Wheel Of Fortune back in the 80s. Plus, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia makes a visit to the actual Jersey Shore.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Charlie Sheen's scent is music to his fans' noses, noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker gets makeover, and the "hiccup girl" is a total asshole.

On last night's episode, the girls were judged on how they modeled in the souvenir photo on a Knott's Berry Farm roller coaster. Too bad this exact challenge was already featured two years ago on Paris Hilton's My New BFF.

Nigel looks fine; Ugo Monye looks amazing. But Stephen Baldwin? It's like a cruel booby trap.

Where can you find Joan Jett, Sean Connery, real housewives and...the Donald in one place? In kilts? Why, the 8th annual 'Dressed To Kilt' Charity Fashion Show presented by Glenfiddich at NYC's M2 Ultra Lounge, of course!

Instead, Salon's Mary Elizabeth Williams confirms what we already suspected despite the claims of a thousand Playmates: it's weird. (And, full disclosure: this doesn't actually involve Nigel Barker. But who needs an excuse?)

If you live in New York and are between the ages of 18 and 26, that is. [Craigslist]

Kids! As I may have mentioned, I am somewhat disillusioned by fashion week parties. But last night, out of pure love, I attended the opening party for AmericanPHOTO's "first ever fashion issue" and, more to the point, Nigel Barker's fashion photos, "Moon Warriors." The party (co-hosted by Elle) was at Bloomingdale's…

Saturday, as I headed to the Tent at Bryant Park for the Rosa Cha (Brazilian swimwear) show, kept looking up at the sky. Hurricane Hanna was due in New York — Fashion Week be damned! — and I was worried that my pink open-toed sandals were a bad idea. It was fairly sunny when I left my apartment, overcast when I got to…