niall horan

If the year were 2012 or 2013, I’d begin this blog with an open letter to Harry Styles. Except, of course, if it…

Niall Horan was once blessed with the gift of perfect timing. In the tradition of boy bands before them, One…

Nah: Taylor Swift, “Christmas Tree Farm” - “My heart is a Christmas tree farm, there’s a light in the barn,” sings…

It’s the end of an era in the United States of America. As a mournful sky slowly gathers above New York City, and…

Yes: Niall Horan, “Nice to Meet Ya” - Who knew young Niall had it in him? “Nice to Meet Ya” is his horniest solo…

Life is a meaningless series of mundane disappointments, but sometimes it surprises you. And sometimes that surprise…

Selena Gomez and former One Direction singer/golf enthusiast Niall Horan have been friends for years, and largely…

It’s a no from me: Ariana Grande, “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” - All good things must come to end and…

Hailee Steinfeld and Niall Horan, who I certainly didn’t just learn were together, have decided to call it quits…

Apologies in advance for the overwhelming presence of Donald Trump this week. The orange glow emitting from my…

Though his on-again, off-again, please-god-not-again relationship with Selena Gomez puts him on the periphery of…

Beyoncé and Jay Z’s daughter Blue Ivy may or may not be enrolled at the Center for Early Education in Lost Angeles,…

Selena Gomez posted a very artistic and ambiguous photo of herself being sacrificed to a curtain monster frolicking…

Jessica Biel did not attend the SNL afterparty with her husband Justin Timberlake, throwing the planet off its axis…

Kim and Kanye will be revealing North West on Kris Jenner's talk show in order to save her Mama Rose ass from…

In today's Tweet Beat, Susan Sarandon shows her appreciation for medicinal marijuana, Anna Kendrick and Olivia Wilde…

Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you…

For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has…

You guys. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, you guys. Last night Rihanna and Chris Brown kissed at the VMAs before he jumped onstage…